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# gnahhhhhhh


a girl vigorously removed loads of scab tissue from my fresh tatoo last night
.. not good.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man....Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man...Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Are they still doing the 2 for 1 offer?
Ningles all.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I'm passing the savings onto YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Fwwooaaahhhhh
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:06, archived)
# de pain boss, de pain
*points*
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# So I could have a girl removing loads of scab tissue from under a tattoo if I got one?
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:07, archived)
# A tat or a girl?


(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Uh oh.

(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:11, archived)
# I'd have one with no legs..
rather than no arms.For obvious reasons...
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Her arms are up her arse.
WOMEN!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# uh oh

(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# PHWOAR! x2
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Warning:
girl has daggers for feet
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# not a warning..
its a plus point!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# This is my wearing me cool shoes.

(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Cor, have you lost weight?
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# you've had a haircut?
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:18, archived)
# two arms AND a spear in your chest
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:19, archived)
# You have dog shit on your cool shoes!!

(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Are these your smuggling shoes?

(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# no!!
packed luncheon:
left = savoury
right= pudding
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Trendy shoes!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# EBAY!
72 pesetas!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
#
^thems^
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Get some of this
www.tattoogoo.com/

it's the best stuff evah!!
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
# ITS 3D AND SPINNY!!!
..I have been using bepantham (nappy rash cream) :)
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# just noticed there is a .co.uk
version that might be marginally more use, depending on where you live obviously...

I swear by tattoo goo and, and my mates with much bigger and better tattoos than me do also.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I Concur.
Tis good stuff.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:17, archived)
# gaaaah!
Also sock thieving cat

EDIT: Also my favourite car in Earls Court. Flowers on both bumpers and the dash and back shelf.
It also has a selection of novelty horns. Tarzan yodel, stallion and wolf whistle.:D

(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Naughty Henry is Naughty
Washing line assassin.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:14, archived)
# The BBC really is the finest news service on the planet
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# do the flowers in the back conceal a gilded tissue box holder?
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha. No.
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I'd love one of those cars
proper indian taxi
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# It's been around here for about 10 years.
There's loads of super posh cars but that outclasses them all.
I think the main reason I love it is the amount of smiles it gets especially when it passes you to the sound of a neighing stallion:P
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Vishnu mobile often seen around Battersea.
Indian godmobile
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha
Fantastic! I think it should be compulsory for people to do up their cars in individual and fun ways.
That way if someone nicked it you could go, 'Yes officer. It was a 92 Fiat Panda with the gostsie on the front.'
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# that is a lovely car
steal it for me
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# tarzan yodel
*wants*...mine is a poor rendition
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# *wants a Hindustan like that one...*
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Was it a girl you know?
or just some passing sado-madam?
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:13, archived)
# a sado-madam
I know
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:15, archived)
# It's WIN-WIN
except of course for the crushing pain
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:16, archived)
# that stuff hurts
like a bastard
(, Sat 2 May 2009, 11:21, archived)