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# I blame Radio 4 for having just put on a programme about the Amazon rainforest.
Pretty lame excuse, I know.


gargantuan size. 2.5MB, you've been warned.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# PUMPKIN PATCH NIGHTMARE TENDRILS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Or indeed those ^ too.
A good point, and well made, if I may say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Which coats are the crap ones again?
Because I think I might have just bought one of the crap ones....
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# If you've bought a swing coat, that'd be crap.
They're girl coats. Have you bought a girly coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Trenchcoats, because they look horrible on anyone who isn't a fictional character
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I had a trenchcoat that was made in 1915
it went a bit manky
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# It was a pea coat supposedly.
But on looking at it a pea coat does look suspiciously exactly the same as a trenchcoat/mac.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# pea coats are long coats with loads of buttons on the front, right?
unless someone sold you a trench coat and told you it was a pea coat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Trench coats have loads of buttons on the front too though.
www.infovisual.info/06/018_en.html

This is confusing!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I think pea coats are made of thicker material and the lapel is wider and higher
also trenchcoats are a fair bit longer, which is why they tend to look silly on people as they flap about and stuff. you are not Neo what are you doing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Fuuuuuuck.
I'll take a picture later to see if I'm hardboiled or not, but it just looks like one of those coats that generic soviet era spies and women wear.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 12:05, archived)
# must....unravel.....twisty....phone....cords.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# marvellous though this pic is
it's giving me some serious OCD twitches ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yeah, I was kind of getting that...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# i blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
you should come to my office - when I pick up the receiver the whole phone comes with it... I am a bad office person and I don't take good care of my toys

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# easy to sort!
hold the receiver and drop the rest of the phone out of the window. it'll unravel itself with the help of gravity! then, just pull it back inside and voila! untangled phone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I BLAME RADIO 4
TO AMBRIDGE TO VOICE OUR GRIEVANCES!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# See you at The Bull.
Pint of Shires, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# yes please :D
but if Jim Grundy comes in I'm 'avin' 'im ...!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Jim Grundy?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# by which I mean Joe
clearly.. to me he'll always be Jim because ... of he... erm...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# You nearly caught that...but not quite...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Borg tapeworm!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Eeek!
There's a worrying thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Beautiful. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Thank you, pickle!
*hugs*
How are you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# I'm alright, just tired.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Enjoying an extra day off...
And the Prof & Jessie may be dropping by later...

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# that's like the dream I had about the space octopuses
except this is better because I haven't yet woken up screaming
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Always a benefit, I find.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This is a photo of the underside of a surreal futuristic oil platform on the moon that you work on
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# That sounds like a better place than where I actually 'work'....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# phoneless cords!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# They roam the rainforest looking for new telecommunications hosts to bond with....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah giant jungle telelphone wires. It'll take hours to untangle 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Blimey!
Awesome *clicksome* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Cheers Ninj, you young roister-doister, you...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Love the tentacle
I said love it *shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:43, archived)
# they're not tentacles
they're gentacles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# It's quite fond of you, too.
So that's all good, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Yay!
This is the furthest I have ever been in a relationship...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Cosmic superstrings ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# you indulge in copius amounts of acid i imagine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# A reasonable conclusion, but sadly not.
Which is probably more worrying, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# TRENTACULS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Indeed so...
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# that is jut too bloody awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# You lovely man for saying such things...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 11:55, archived)