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# With Apologies to Shada
Prelude







Wallpaper sized still (no idea why)

Inspiration
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Wah threadrush!
Also - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I like this muchly!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# happy dancing robots
more than a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Dancing robots fuck yeah!

ω∞
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
#
∞ ω ∞    - i am alien cat give me all your cat food
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# haha look at them go
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# WOOOOO for dancing robots!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Lovely lovely lovely!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Have I missed something?
My Hubby could've done both of those, and he's a prick. Knows nothing about computers.

What's going on, is someone shagging someones sister / brother / father / Mummy ?

Quite pathetic gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha
KNICKERPISSNOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# aren't you a little ray of sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Haven't looked at the board since last night
so I'm assuming "hehe"
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# to be fair, it was over a month ago
www.b3ta.com/board/9318115
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# haha
am with you now. My regards to your family!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# haha
I'm shagging your sister / brother / father / mummy and they are all the same person!

hahahaaaarrrr - I'm all flamey on the internowt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# OH MY GOD! HUBSAND ANGRY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# IT'S VILEDA SUPERMOPMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# he fucking loves getting angry and then mopping up floors innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# aarrrgh manlegrage
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# AAAAARG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# haha
this should be the Confused.com logo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I hate that advert
Yow down't 'ave to be a cowmpowter wizzurd!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# cos like, them lettrs on the kebords thing is like inglis but like, they's on a copurtr and like iz hard innt
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# yes it shoudl
dear confused.com

please use this logo, and give me money for it

yours, discomeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Camp dancing robots!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# yay robots!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# why is he writhing around in slow motion
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# for sexy purposes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# degenerative motor neurone disease
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# stroke alert:(
act fast
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
*dances*
it's contagious!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# those robots are in fits of torment
for they can't stop dancing... they want to but the people who made them, the old ones, the creators, didn't do a good enough job, oh sure - they gave them consciousness and the emotions and the joy of the dancing, but they overlooked something in the programming and now the robots, powered by their psyonic batteries and tripolar processors have to dance for ever never knowing what it is like to be still... for the rest of eternity

:''(

so sad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# heartless bastards the whole lot of you
you don't even care... just sitting there in your fat chairs laughing at them...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# ... probably naked
and touching your sweaty parts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# alright where did you hide the camera
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# I'm standing behind you
... wouldn't it be funny is something touched your shoulder NOW

tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Seriously though, I like them
what did you make them in?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# POV Ray
My ray tracing tool of choice. Plus Gimp to put the animation together.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# splendid!
hand coded animation then? impressive!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Yep
I have a physics and mathematics background so you'll see stuff like

10+6*sin(sin(clock/10*pi)/5*pi)

a fair bit
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ahh
Does that give you a sin curve with steeper sides?
I'll assume that's the height of one of the robots bodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# No
The height of the robots is a simple sine. I don't think I used an equation quite like that in this one but that would be one where the angle of something operating on a circular path was a sin and then a displacement in the x/y direction was needed. I think I then used a cos of the displacement to generate a color value (the pattern in thing2 below) so three iterations in all.

I was going to make the blue robot's legs bow circularly but couldn't remember how to solve theta=a*sin(theta) so just made them a sine as well. Think I got away with it.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# nice!
yeah the legs look good as they are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 5 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
WOO! to this!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i understand this...
...and it is GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:05, archived)