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# Ok ok ok...
Lesbians don't like cock, or even men!
They like tongues, women's tongues..
So why the fuck would a lesbian like a cock-shaped piece of plastic shoved up their cunt???
This is the only thing bugging me about these pics.
KTHNXBYE
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# what?
You've not romped full of E with a couple of lesbians have you?
Lesbians love a sex toy the same as anyone else. All my lesbian friends would quickly tell you they also love cock. They are just not keen on what's attached to it.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Yes we know you've done everything in the whole world there has ever been to do.
You must have a lot of t-shirts!!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I do
and pants.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I threw most of them away.
Don't be getting pissy with me because you don't like the reaction on b3ta to a situation all of your own making.
If you don't like the outcome then have the foresight to shut the fuck up. If you don't like what I have to say then tell me to my face at Ghosties.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# stop throwing your weight about
and enjoy the cake
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# form a fucking queue you mongtards ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# a queue for cake?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# SAY IT TO MY FACE LIKE A MAN
UNLESS YOU AINT MAN ENOUGH

HOOARGGH *FLEX*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# To your face??
I'll have to kneel down!!!!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
sorry.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'm not as small as some people seem to think.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Dear Mstandot
please punch him in the cunt for me while you're at it

lots of love
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Not all but a lot of them do
I've known many in my time and to say they all do or don't like things up 'em is too sweeping a statement.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# sweeping eh?
something like saying "lesbians don't like cock"? What are lesbians anyway. They are women and as such they enjoy what women enjoy on the whole. How and in what fashion they get sexual gratification will differ between individuals, the same as any human with a choice.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That's what I was saying
and not only to you.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Is that enough pillow talk now?
I don't have the patience I did in my youth ;)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha em...
I have just be going along with yesterday's stuff!
Well done though for knowing whats what in the world of the lesbain people :D
*clap*
Oh sorry no pun intended!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I'm guessing its something to do with thousands of years of evolution
and the way a mimsy is designed to accomodate a winky and make both parties feel nice and tingly - i.e. a rubber willy hits all the right spots
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Its like throwing darts?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yes, just like playing darts
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# *takes notes*
*throw darts at women*
good advice :)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)