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# Ok leave it now :(
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# I've got pig flu
Or a cold. But probably pig flu.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# I'm sick, too
*high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# *high five*
*sneezes all over you*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
# I was desperately hoping they'd close the airports.
I have to fly back tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 5 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
Poor Stan, he'll need lots of hugs at the end of the month
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Ok ok ok...
Lesbians don't like cock, or even men!
They like tongues, women's tongues..
So why the fuck would a lesbian like a cock-shaped piece of plastic shoved up their cunt???
This is the only thing bugging me about these pics.
KTHNXBYE
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
# what?
You've not romped full of E with a couple of lesbians have you?
Lesbians love a sex toy the same as anyone else. All my lesbian friends would quickly tell you they also love cock. They are just not keen on what's attached to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Yes we know you've done everything in the whole world there has ever been to do.
You must have a lot of t-shirts!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I do
and pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I threw most of them away.
Don't be getting pissy with me because you don't like the reaction on b3ta to a situation all of your own making.
If you don't like the outcome then have the foresight to shut the fuck up. If you don't like what I have to say then tell me to my face at Ghosties.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# stop throwing your weight about
and enjoy the cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# form a fucking queue you mongtards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# a queue for cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# SAY IT TO MY FACE LIKE A MAN
UNLESS YOU AINT MAN ENOUGH

HOOARGGH *FLEX*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# To your face??
I'll have to kneel down!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I'm not as small as some people seem to think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Dear Mstandot
please punch him in the cunt for me while you're at it

lots of love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Not all but a lot of them do
I've known many in my time and to say they all do or don't like things up 'em is too sweeping a statement.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# sweeping eh?
something like saying "lesbians don't like cock"? What are lesbians anyway. They are women and as such they enjoy what women enjoy on the whole. How and in what fashion they get sexual gratification will differ between individuals, the same as any human with a choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That's what I was saying
and not only to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Is that enough pillow talk now?
I don't have the patience I did in my youth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha em...
I have just be going along with yesterday's stuff!
Well done though for knowing whats what in the world of the lesbain people :D
*clap*
Oh sorry no pun intended!
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# I'm guessing its something to do with thousands of years of evolution
and the way a mimsy is designed to accomodate a winky and make both parties feel nice and tingly - i.e. a rubber willy hits all the right spots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# Its like throwing darts?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
# yes, just like playing darts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
# *takes notes*
*throw darts at women*
good advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# your turn now
edit : removed because i'm not that much of an arse
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Let's not go down that path, eh?
Oh, and would.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# its that "arm band" isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I think it's the "one arm longer than the other" which is gmtrh
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
# maybe its a fake arm held together with that gayband holding the fake arm on?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
# I've had over 100 done
And kept them all :D
Hahahaha you think thats me? Bless!
Pfft
Fool
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# I don't care
nor do you
*ties your shoe laces together*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
# Shit come back
Only playing ;D

but it was though
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:49, archived)
# Seriously
I don't care :)
I'm quite ignorant also
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Haha
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:52, archived)