Have a pome...
"Long and thin goes too far in,
And doesn't please the ladies.
Short and thick well does the trick
And gives them all the babies"
Approves
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:12,
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In my head
'Pop goes the weasel' tune fits.
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Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes.,
Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32,
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hahaha!
"goatish fen-sucked horn-beasts"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:00,
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Thou
spongy spur-galled measle!
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enceladus,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03,
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haha!
rumbled - an insult generator, yes. facebook? non.
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enceladus,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:15,
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thou, sirrah,
art the ill-conceived brood of a gin-swilling tavern-wench and a dandified frenchman!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08,
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We leak in your chimney.
(that's from Henry IV, part 1, apparently...)
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enceladus,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:22,
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hahahahaha....
"You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate."
"It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look rather sexy!"
"To another plate swallowing bird perhaps. If it was blind and hadn't had it in months."
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01,
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