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# 7 Shape ... Pretty ... Pretty ......... Pretty Good!


7-Shape Vector Larry David (T-shirt Available)
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If you want to be immortalised in this same way and be part of my project,
then just go to this page here. It tells you about the project and how you
can send me a picture and be vectored. Also you can suggest famous
people that you might want to see.
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View All My 7-Shape Faces Famous & B3tan
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Oh yes, I love The David :D
edit: In other news while in the US my Credit Card got cloned and someone went on a $3k shopping trip \o/

hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cunts!
Credit card company reimbursing you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Aye - have a meeting with the Bank tomorrow as well, since it's a debit VISA and my bank account is fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oh fuuuuuuuuck
*cuddles lovely fuzzy dixy head* I hope it all goes ok, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Yeh, should be ok - just a lot of talking and paperwork to do...
Anyway, must dash to meeting xxxxx mwah

LOVE TO ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# xxxx mwah to you
I like it when he leaves in a rush, I always get more kisses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *waves*
Bye, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# if you were never there, it couldn't have been you
have this what I just got inspired to knock up all quick like by way of compensation

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# 3 grand in a foreign country and they didn't query it?
They stopped my fucking card the other week even though it was my once a month online Tesco shop, which was bleedin' obvious if they'd looked on the account.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Jeezy Creezy!
get the scissors to that one sharpish...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It was quite the shock, but I don't need to tell YOU :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# $3000 of 'Hi, I'm JPG' t shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Simon Carter isn't cheap, mon cher..
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# :D
don't, we did so well not going in Liberty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# That would have been a fatal excursion...
Fun, though!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :D fatal indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# I wanted to go in there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Noooooo, bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I don't know, never been in there :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I'd come out with lots of things
and no money.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# It's only money, you can't take it with you, so you might as well spend what you can :)
I want to go there now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I do, that's why I'm always broke
but wearing pretty shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I want to go to Liberty's :(
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I have a special pair of scissors for exactly that purpose,
it's happened so bloody often.

grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# You should be totally protected if it's credit...

EDIT ah - debit. Ouch. That happened to me a while back and the bank were totally sound about it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Oooh, the bastards
I had that happen to me, even though I hadn't been to the US and hadn't used the card for 3 months or actually have card as my ex had it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Lol I just bought new shoes!

3k ones.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# you made me lol you sod
Actually they bought $550 of new shoes at Footlocker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# New shoes?
*wheels out the old fave*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I've seen this so many times that the Women decision-making process has etched itself into my mind and kicked out the default male process
great now i have to buy new shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I do tart it out at any given opportunity, it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# however I do feel
that the Male cycle should involve a 'lose shoes' subcycle
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
And why did you not spend it on photography equipment?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I was busted before I had the chance, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# blimey!
the rotters...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# hehe.
I recall having my wallet stolen the week I had just been issued a new MBNA platinum card with a £32K limit. A guy and his girlfriend ( friends of the thief ) were caught on camera using it, for the first time in a garage where the girlfriend worked getting £20 worth of petrol and a Daily Mirror.

Way to milk that credit limit Einstein ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# haha
Ray guns in the hands of chimps :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# The stunning intellect of the criminal classes never ceases to amaze me.
They were using a hot card, in a place where one of them worked, for petrol for a car, presumably with a number plate, that will certainly be on CCTV?

I presume they got away scot free then...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Ha.
It really was a big pain in the arse for me actually.

Happened in Manchester where my wallet was stolen by the brother of a woman who's bed I should not have been anywhere near and when they were caught I was back in Hammersmith and had to do all my police interviews there whilst trying to juggle two sets of lies so my wife did not find out where the fuck my wallet had been.

But yeah, they were criminal masterminds indeed. I think they bought the card so were out of pocket before getting caught. The police had more fun watching me squirm when it came to recounting the evening's events for the 100th time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Naughty Pasa
Distributing the ginger loving in unauthorised locations...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# crims can be pretty thick, can't they?
I used to sell marine electronics and a bloke came in with a brand new fish-finder he wanted to sell to us.
He clearly didn't even know what it was. A quick call to the manufacturer revealed they'd just had a break-in, the serial number matched, and the old bill were chatting with him within five minutes.
Oh dear, his sonar didn't see the sharks circling...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# He wanted to do a stop-and-chat.
I didn't want to do a stop-and-chat....

ace, as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No steven fry yet.


The pic is very good. You are very good at portraits. They stay looking like the person, Which is handy.
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# So this is what Ted Danson would like, if he finally gave up the wig
Although the last time I saw him, it did look like he has had a hair transplant

That is most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# is Chevy Chase really that old?...
...just kidding... great work as usual!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hurrah!
You've been missed!
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I salute your dedication and talent madam!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# What's your Vector Victor?

and this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Love the man
Love the vector...

...but just one bit of constructive criticism:
He looks like someone came all over his face.

Which isn't the Larry David image I am most comfortable with.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)