Neither have eyes but i'm sure salt is harder than pepper.
though pepper corns are quite hard.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30,
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Well, obviously as that's acidic.
ALSO IT WASN'T A FUCKING OPTION
STICK TO THE OPTIONS
yo.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31,
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STICK TO THE OPTIONS
yo.
I had one of them today
It ran away down the U-bend and didnt show it's face :(
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45,
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One time I spread some out on the table and told my sister to look at it carefully
then I blew it all into her eyes
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30,
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i have HALF A MIND TO POST SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT NASTLY BUT NOT DIRECTLY NASTY AS I DON'T WANT HER TO CRY.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33,
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Actually that last thing was a quote from Caewan.
I was saying YEAH BUT YOU'RE CRUEL TOO.
And as for the salt and pepper thing, this was about 5 years ago and now I'm just a protective older brother. I promise :D
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38,
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And as for the salt and pepper thing, this was about 5 years ago and now I'm just a protective older brother. I promise :D
Tales from the clique
well to anyone outwith it you sounded cunty
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:41,
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well to anyone outwith it you sounded cunty
Clique?
I do not associate with any b3tans really.
Apart from Clansoul.
But that's because he's promised me things.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:43,
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Apart from Clansoul.
But that's because he's promised me things.
I've heard I'm due for a tophat and cape.
Also the reward stated on this ticket.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:49,
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I liked it...in a "they really shouldn't have made a follow up" kinda way
it was ok...but a little bit pointless
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:53,
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it was ok...but a little bit pointless
It's hardly a pissing clique.
He said something to me earlier and I said something to him just now regarding that, we're not lizard people dressed as the bloody Queen.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45,
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it's easy to check for cliques
just backtrack, remembering to give a total order to the vertices of the graph, and probably precompute the neighbour lists of each vertex to more efficiently construct the choice set.
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54,
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then try to bring back your mother but lose your arm and leg and your younger brothers body?
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56,
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It's a bit rich talking about cliques
When you're clearly a member of the Illuminati. I went to put on some Prodigy 10 minutes ago after reading one of your posts and have only just realised your insidious mind-controlling powers at work ¬¬
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:59,
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Hmm
That reminds me of something i was told yesterday when i went to see my doctor (robin). I needed help with my eyes so he held up a picture and said "tell me what you see" and i said i saw a yellow submarine and he said "i want to tell you to lay off the drugs" and i hadnt even told him i was on drugs, which i thought was amazing. Maybe i'm amaazed too easily but my life is going nowhere man and unless things come together soon i'll have to end it all because my girlfriend's been cheating on me. She's been seeing another girl (a black bird called sexy sadie) and there's no fixing a hole in my heart. For a time i was getting better with a little help from my friends but now i'm so tired and i'm starting to wonder if maybe happiness is a warm gun sunk in goo.
The End.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10,
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The End.
Woah. Cheating is one thing but cheating with a girl is another.
I think you should get a new hoe.
Or move to somewhere different.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 0:15,
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Or move to somewhere different.
Are you subtly trying to force me into tending an octopus' garden?
Wouldn't my hoe get rusty?
Oh.
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Mon 11 May 2009, 0:16,
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Oh.
Why ruin perfectly good trequila
With perfectly horrible lager? :(
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38,
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good call, I do this alot
corona shits are the worst, I really should know better
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:39,
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Screw it all
Give me Ouzo or Sake *enjoys a good Ouzo buzz and reaches for the bottle*
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Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40,
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a colleague of one once did a tequila stuntman while drunk
lick the tequila
snort the salt
squeeze the lemon into your eye
the look on his face when it started hurting was priceless
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Mon 11 May 2009, 0:17,
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snort the salt
squeeze the lemon into your eye
the look on his face when it started hurting was priceless