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# What's worse.
Salt or pepper in your eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Salt.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Neither have eyes but i'm sure salt is harder than pepper.
though pepper corns are quite hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Vinegar
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Well, obviously as that's acidic.
ALSO IT WASN'T A FUCKING OPTION
STICK TO THE OPTIONS
yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Ok then.
Cheese.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I had one of them today
It ran away down the U-bend and didnt show it's face :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# One time I spread some out on the table and told my sister to look at it carefully
then I blew it all into her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Ha. You are cruel Gaysoul.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# i have HALF A MIND TO POST SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT NASTLY BUT NOT DIRECTLY NASTY AS I DON'T WANT HER TO CRY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:33, archived)
# sounds like you are a total cunt of a brother
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Actually that last thing was a quote from Caewan.
I was saying YEAH BUT YOU'RE CRUEL TOO.

And as for the salt and pepper thing, this was about 5 years ago and now I'm just a protective older brother. I promise :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Yes. Yes you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# YEAH >:[
You're cool really.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Tales from the clique

well to anyone outwith it you sounded cunty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Clique?
I do not associate with any b3tans really.
Apart from Clansoul.
But that's because he's promised me things.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# A hat and cape YES I KNOW. YOU'LL GET THEM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I bet he does
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I've heard he gets around within online communities.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# I've heard I'M RIGHT HERE READING WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
# I've heard I'm due for a tophat and cape.
Also the reward stated on this ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Oh fuck damn I'd forgotten about that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Also, S.Darko sounds aweful.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I liked it...in a "they really shouldn't have made a follow up" kinda way

it was ok...but a little bit pointless
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# It's hardly a pissing clique.
He said something to me earlier and I said something to him just now regarding that, we're not lizard people dressed as the bloody Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# That's my halloween costume sorted, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# it's easy to check for cliques
just backtrack, remembering to give a total order to the vertices of the graph, and probably precompute the neighbour lists of each vertex to more efficiently construct the choice set.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# then try to bring back your mother but lose your arm and leg and your younger brothers body?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# touchy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I'm just messing, sir ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It's a bit rich talking about cliques
When you're clearly a member of the Illuminati. I went to put on some Prodigy 10 minutes ago after reading one of your posts and have only just realised your insidious mind-controlling powers at work ¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:59, archived)
# you know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:00, archived)
# hahbhaeatlehasBEATLEShahahseltaeBhaha.
Awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Hmm
That reminds me of something i was told yesterday when i went to see my doctor (robin). I needed help with my eyes so he held up a picture and said "tell me what you see" and i said i saw a yellow submarine and he said "i want to tell you to lay off the drugs" and i hadnt even told him i was on drugs, which i thought was amazing. Maybe i'm amaazed too easily but my life is going nowhere man and unless things come together soon i'll have to end it all because my girlfriend's been cheating on me. She's been seeing another girl (a black bird called sexy sadie) and there's no fixing a hole in my heart. For a time i was getting better with a little help from my friends but now i'm so tired and i'm starting to wonder if maybe happiness is a warm gun sunk in goo.

The End.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Woah. Cheating is one thing but cheating with a girl is another.
I think you should get a new hoe.
Or move to somewhere different.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Are you subtly trying to force me into tending an octopus' garden?
Wouldn't my hoe get rusty?
Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
That is EPIC
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:25, archived)
# EIGHTEEN
It's all a conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Salt for sure.
Also worse than pepper if you snort it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Gristle.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Tequila.....im pretty sure
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# tequila shot in corona is fun times
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Why ruin perfectly good trequila
With perfectly horrible lager? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# good call, I do this alot
corona shits are the worst, I really should know better
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Screw it all
Give me Ouzo or Sake *enjoys a good Ouzo buzz and reaches for the bottle*
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I love tequila me, I drink lots, then forget things :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# a colleague of one once did a tequila stuntman while drunk
lick the tequila
snort the salt
squeeze the lemon into your eye

the look on his face when it started hurting was priceless
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Yeh?
Well I'm sure a bottle of sulphuric acid would do worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Liquid nitrogen would be pretty nasty too
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:38, archived)
# ATOMS!
IN YOUR FACE!
MAN!
(cow-appreciation-society, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Don't forget molten metal!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# MELTY MELTY FACE FACE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Lots of electric
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Nails
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# A baby cobra
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# The legs of a platypus
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:50, archived)
# SCIENCE™!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:52, archived)
# A satchel of assorted stinging insects.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 10 May 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Are you baiting me?!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
# who are you i dont know who you are what is this i dont even
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Too bad!
HAH! Trust me - comment was baiting due to wasp.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Ah but who says there's a wasp in that satchel?
It could just be bees and hornets!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Still...
All terribly creepy and filled with black eyes of evil... dark souls, the lot of them.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Mon 11 May 2009, 0:41, archived)