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# we should bring back the pocket-watch
it truly maketh the man
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I have my grandad's WW2 demob watch and his father's WW1 demob watch
go on - ask me the time
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# What time is it?
:)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# fuck knows
they are both at home
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# what time is it, Griffy?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# GRIFFY TIME!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Did he hide it in his ass?

what time is it?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# no idea
but I plan to hide it in mine
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# WINZIP
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# he was too vet to
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# too fat to
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes
right ;)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# My grandad gave me his . . .
and I'd wear it but none of my waistcoats fit . . . I once killed a man with a projectile button


(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# One boob job too far
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Darn Tootin'!



(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ouch

top work though!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I am going to buy a hunters skeleton pocket watch, when I find the one I want
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I have one I wear quite regularly
/well, at every 'funny handshake' meeting
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Is it a proper masonic pocket watch?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have a few :)
both masonic and general :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I like the look of the masonic ones
I love the skeleton ones best :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# HA! I knew it, finally !!
Pocketwatches are a sign of....something...I'm not sure what...But I bet it's not good. In fact I bet yours don't even have NUMBERS in them...but have LETTERS instead! Oh and pictures of goats! iN fACT IT DOES not have letters, it has pictures of animals instead of numberletters...Christy, I can't do this...How do they keep it up, it's exhausting trying to come up with this crap
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They have egyptian 'glyphics counting down...

edit: You can get said masonic watches without numbers...

HERE

*fuels the conspiracy fire*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bloody hell I was just riffing there!
Proof You can make anything up and it comes out true somewhere!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# and thus begins the conspiracy theory.... ;)
/it's a nice watch, too :)
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It's AE:EB local time
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# a sign of...
a dislike of wrist implements

that's what!
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Are there punishments for being late at said meetings?
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *taps nose*
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Blimey that's an awful punishment
Especially if you have a sensitive nose
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# we're ruthless I tell ya, ruthless.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'm sure they can all afford one.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have a pocketwatch
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)