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# In his favourite smoking jacket, Gordon contemplated the whole 'turgid' affair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# we should bring back the pocket-watch
it truly maketh the man
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# I have my grandad's WW2 demob watch and his father's WW1 demob watch
go on - ask me the time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# What time is it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# fuck knows
they are both at home
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# what time is it, Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# GRIFFY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Did he hide it in his ass?

what time is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# no idea
but I plan to hide it in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
# WINZIP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# he was too vet to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# too fat to
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh yes
right ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# My grandad gave me his . . .
and I'd wear it but none of my waistcoats fit . . . I once killed a man with a projectile button


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# One boob job too far
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Darn Tootin'!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# ouch

top work though!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# I am going to buy a hunters skeleton pocket watch, when I find the one I want
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I have one I wear quite regularly
/well, at every 'funny handshake' meeting
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Is it a proper masonic pocket watch?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have a few :)
both masonic and general :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# I like the look of the masonic ones
I love the skeleton ones best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# HA! I knew it, finally !!
Pocketwatches are a sign of....something...I'm not sure what...But I bet it's not good. In fact I bet yours don't even have NUMBERS in them...but have LETTERS instead! Oh and pictures of goats! iN fACT IT DOES not have letters, it has pictures of animals instead of numberletters...Christy, I can't do this...How do they keep it up, it's exhausting trying to come up with this crap
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# They have egyptian 'glyphics counting down...

edit: You can get said masonic watches without numbers...

HERE

*fuels the conspiracy fire*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Bloody hell I was just riffing there!
Proof You can make anything up and it comes out true somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# and thus begins the conspiracy theory.... ;)
/it's a nice watch, too :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# It's AE:EB local time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# a sign of...
a dislike of wrist implements

that's what!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Are there punishments for being late at said meetings?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Blimey that's an awful punishment
Especially if you have a sensitive nose
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# we're ruthless I tell ya, ruthless.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I'm sure they can all afford one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# I have a pocketwatch
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Tip Top as ever Mr Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 14 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Thank you kind sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Marvellous!
he really looks like someone, but I can't think who... some old actor
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Johnny Depp?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 May 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Peter Cushing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 14 May 2009, 15:32, archived)