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# 5gb a day? I'd starve!
( I shifted 4.3TB last month )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
# I read that as shitted
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
# that would be
some arse!

I'd have a sphincter like a clown's pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# like throwing a sausage down an alley...
alley alley alley echo echo echo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# hehe
...so I said to her, "by christ you've got a big fanny you've got a big fanny"
"no need to tell me twice"
" I didn't, that was the fucking echo"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# "that lass has a gaff like Albert Hall"
"whuh?"
"I could fit my cock, a 4000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra in."


edit: in my defence I'm writing an essay on feminism and I need some release
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Try and get this line in.
"why do women have periods?"
"because they fucking deserve them!"

;)

Please don't be offended ladies. I like women. I like toilets better though. At least a toilet does not fucking moan after you've used it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPAAA!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# a USB rectum?
someone get on this.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# he did that also
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
# 5Gb is just
the Gov recommended minimum for a health lifestyle, you can always consume more. Some people only consume bandwidth, such as webetarians.
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
# actually I just checked my usage.
it was reset at 5pm last night and I'm credited with 190gb as of now :)

I might break the internet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
# If I could just have 10gb of that I'd be so bloody chuffed
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# :(
boo to donkey-powered interwebs
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)