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# oh no you di'ent
tj: anyone know where i can find some info on entomology, it's part of my course, but it isn't in the textbooks :( plz halp
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# no love
but you can look inside my flies!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Info on entomology?
er, google?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Have you tried the internet?
It's new but it's good
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# and full of porn :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# It's not ALL porn
some of it is pointless arguments
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# you mean / talk
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Fuck off it is.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I walked into that one
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# google is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Try
tinyurl.com/qef68b
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:46, archived)
# actually this one has better resources
tinyurl.com/r9luk5
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm an expert on the subject as I'm "Just Some Guy Off The Interwebs™ "
so what's the question you're stuck on?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
# how can I get raspberry jam out of my computer keyboard?
I've tried rubbing it with a cat but that just made it worse and left me with lacerations

Help me Just Some Guy off The Interwebs - you are my only hope
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Put your keyboard in the freezer overnight (remember to disconnect it from the PC first unless you have an empty chest or walk-in freezer)
when suitably frozen, smash it against something hard. This should dislodge the jam. You may now eat the frozen jam as a tasty frozen treat, and your keyboard should be in perfect working order.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *swoons*
can I freeze the cat too?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# that depends on the breed
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# this (second hit in google)
is a very nice site :

www.ent.iastate.edu/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# thanks
im also revising skin n stuff, the lecture notes are horrible :( www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/lectures.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Seriously
If you're at the point that you are asking strangers on a "humour" website about where to get information about entomology, you need to rethink your research strategy.

- Library
- Internet

It ain't rocket science, bud ;) Now. Where did I leave my book on rocket science....
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# meh
Rocket Science isn't Brain Surgery

I'm glad you put humour in quotes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
# It isn't?
Fuck I really need that book now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# i just need to revise it little
the silly lecturer took down all the lecture notes after a few weeks, and i always ask just in case, if you don't ask you don't get :)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Tru
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# fucking hell that sucks!
I've made a lot of slides for talks, and that looks like the sort of stuff you get if you leave it to the last minute...

I mean ffs, slides about biology without images?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Aye
I hate twats who throw a load of text into powerpoint and then claim to be giving a presentation with slides
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# it's horrible
the whole series of notes is like that, block text, all in capitals, and the occasional picture to draw the eye
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 15 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I think we need some sort of b3ta charity drive to get pictures into your notes
Think neurons drawn by Dr Dyslexia (with lazors), 3D animations by Happy Toast, beetles by er... connor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:10, archived)
# *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Watch CSI
or Phenomena (Donald Pleasance with a dodgy scottish accent and clearly the basis for Grissom)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Curiously where I work if you can be bothered to get your arse here
www.zsl.org/info/library/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
# STRANGER DANGER!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I am a very fluffy psychapath
though there is indeed a collection of b3tards carefully preserved in glass jars in the basement
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
# now that's a classification scheme I would be interested to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 15 May 2009, 10:11, archived)