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# Not that old trick, Gordon.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:38, archived)
# hahaha good job :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Those pants can't be his, they aren't covered in shit
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Wouldn't be
He's had his bum plugged because he's always shitting himself
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# sealed with a laser
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I got a leaflet through the letterbox with David Cameron on it, it says..
VOTE FOR CHANGE

That sounds like a fresh, original approach to me.
David Cameron is someone I can trust.
I want his come in my children's anus.
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# Cummy Anus
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:41, archived)
# David Cameron wants to change the come in my wife's anus.
I don't have a wife or an anus, but David Cameron will throat-fuck the gullet of corruption.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I bet his cock is like a babies arm
weak and feeble
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, booooooooooooooooyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Trust?
But, he's a politician.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# DAVID CAMERON IS AN UPSTANDING HONEST INDIVIDUAL WHO HAS NEVER FISTED A DYING BABY WITH AN ERECTION.
(yes, him and the baby)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Has anyone checked HIS expenses?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Smoke weed, listen to Public Enemy.
That's all you need to know.
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# As long as he gives us all weed, I don't care what he does
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Tries...


...agrees
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
# VOTE DEKION FOR 2010
*tempted*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
# *votes*
*reads small print*
There's nothing about free drugs there. I suggest you revise your manifesto.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)
# ...no more ?'s
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
# I got the same one.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
# CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!
CHANGE

LOOK HOW BAD THINGS ARE!
YES WE CAN..CHANGE..ERMM THINGS!

HE'S OUR MAN!

DAVID CAMERON WILL STOP FUCKING BLACK MALE HOOKERS, FOR EWE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
# We 're the CONSERVatives
you might think that the CONSERVatives want things to stay the same, to conserve the status quo, you couldn't be further from the truth. We want to change things, our underwear for starters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Shitty Knickers
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)
# BRING THE NOISE!
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# THAT BITCH IS WACK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# SHE WATCH, SHE WATCH, SHE WATCH, SHE WATCH, CHANNEL ZERO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)
# As soon as i got that leaflet. . . .
I had to run around the house till i found a felt pen to draw a hitler moustache on him...true, picture on front screams for one!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# HOLY SHIT, FIGHT THE POWER, WITH A BIRO!
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# REMEMBER, IT'S A SOLID STROKE, FIRM GRIP WITH ONE HAND AND THE OTHER HAND FLAT OVER THE BACKCAP.
You can release the shaft hand and continue to press from the back once you have penetrated around 2cm or so depending on pen quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I got a labour leaflet, and I misread it as "Gordon Brown's inspired leadership can get us through the tough times ahead"
(instead of "has got us through tough times")

and I thought TOUGH TIMES OF YOUR MAKING, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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# waahaha!!
excellent
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# Write as rain !
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# Woo!
Blackadder ftgdmfw!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Blackadder is shit!
Bread FTMFW!

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Toast > bread
FAKT!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:50, archived)
# *Runs after*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
# he looks like a bishop!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Will the guy get past the weekend I wonder
I'm not voting for that lot again On Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha!
very good!
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# button
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)