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# Ask him ^
He made it, apparently ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
I thought Wow was talking about you

now it all makes sense

[edit] first a law, now a monkey? What next, a continent?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# What? Eh? What did I do?
Barbarossa and I watched much Star Trek yesterday, and he was introduced to his gecko sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Did we?
I thought we were insulting the French yesterday

ed: oh, you mean my simian namesake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# The French should always be insulted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# *dons beret*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Je rigole, mon 'tit chou-chou, ne pleure pas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I had no idea you called the monkey Barbarossa
I thought you were hanging out with the real one

Give my regards to Fran :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Impossible
I don't really exist outside of the confines of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I can't offer any proof to the contrary
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Is it one of those sock ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It is indeed
but with extra-long arms and legs
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
# I will love you forever
and my stash is now forever your stash. Dig in. Actually, don't, because you'll just be ripping an empty baggie :( give it a day or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
I thought you had a real monkey...

then I remembered Barbarossa the monkey from Saturday...

... not that emvee doesn't make real monkeys, they're obviously real.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)
# You've got a worse memory than I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)
# I think we're all pretty terrible
*books care home*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I just get confused when people personify inanimate objects.
I immediately imagined that you had a small living monkey sitting on your shoulder watching star trek.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Did you see the Savlon?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)
# haha aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)
# Do an agecheck!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Lovely work, sirrah.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)
# cheers :)
I just read your customs story below. how horrible! Has that somewhat dampened your enthusiasm for visiting again?

I've yet to be humiliated in such a way but my friend once got guns pointed at us in Moscow for being a smart arse to a Russian check in girl, which was terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Sadly, I don't get the option.
Its a work thing, the Head Office is in NYC. It takes all the enjoyment out of travel, frankly.
The one upside is that I get to hang onto the airmiles. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I'd hate to imagine a world where I didn't enjoy travelling
I still get giddy with excitement whenever I'm on a plane :)

Did you get my gaz the other day about the copywriting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I guess it's more the 'going somewhere interesting, but not being able to enjoy it due to work' thing.
Re: gaz - Damn it! Yes, I did - I'm so sorry, let me get amongst that. Will gaz you back later on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
# no worries its not like its a major rush
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
# On trying to get into a club one stag night I saw a young gentleman refused entry as his baseball cap was deemed to be
"Casual".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)
# On some cooking program once I heard the present describe an african restraunt in an ethic area of london as:
a very casual restraunt in a very casual area of town
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)
# lolracism
My mate's gran once lidderly made the comment "Of course, you don't get Asian doctors down this way. I mean - I don't mean that badly, but down here they're all properly trained" hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:32, archived)
# Eeek!
Savlon?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)