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# Pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Gordan?
Hahaha Oh yes!

Saw this film at the weekend. Enjoyed it muchly actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# And
No angles?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Only cute angles
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Yeah, that's the joke mate :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I posted before my brain got involved
it happens alot
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
#

I was thinking the same thing :\
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Really?
Not as schlocky as Da Vinci then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
why doesn't he just shut his mouth for two seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Too hard to give head with your mouth closed

Edit: This comment brought to you by the 'what are you, 12?!' Association.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# And also mind pissage
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# because he's a professional cock-smoker?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ohhhh Gordie Gordon Danglechin
Put his willy in the bin
That's my name for Hazel Blears
Her nose fell off, all wet with tears


I am a POETIC GENIUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# lovely! A* work there.
I parked opposite Hazel Blears' house in Salford recently. She lives in a rather nice bit, funnily enough. Well, if she's ever actually there.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Ooooh, thanks sir.
I expect she would, even though I'm not sure I believe there's a nice part of Salford.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# it's basically a couple of nice streets
surrounded by chavvy hinterland...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# and if enceladus wasn't already on the list, he is now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# HAIKU SLAM
Brit PM a joke,
The whole government are bent,
Sun shines tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)
# MPs are rubbish
everyone seems surprised- why?
I saw this coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Speaking of Haikus
Tom Wilson comedy Haikus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Your Haiku is ace.
I really really liked it.
I wish I could do

them. Damn! Thanks for acting as the sheepdog and rushing back to get a missing member of the flock (me) on Sunday. You are a gent!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You're?!
YOU'RE?!

*writes a letter to the local authorities*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)
# hmmm?
Oh god, I wish I hadn't agreed to mark those GCSE scripts, now... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Cheating. Terrible cheater.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# thats alright, I never leave a man behind :)
Sock on the TV
Mould growing on a tea cup
Please, tidy your room
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Leave it as it is
Dust on dust makes it no worse
Quentin Crisp once said
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
#
Should be a book here
I know it must be somewhere
It's in the freezer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I must interrupt
I am sorry for this but....
....shit, I've forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# He is the worlds most powerful mouth breather.
'Specially since bush went, where's that you tube link of him mouthbreathing?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
# That's a good power stance is that
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha!
I love you, Gor-dan.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)