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# what film is this now?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Why have I not received my offer letter yet?
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
# it takes a while to write letters in calligraphy with gold-leaf embellishments
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# :(
You're not going to hire me, are you?

Hope dashed on the cruel rocks of despair by the fiendish Nibes.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
# haha
my girlfriend's telling me off now for not offering you a job
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# YOU TELL HIM, BETTER HALF
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Don't worry
I shall biff him right up for you
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# \o/
Sisters are doing it for... Captaiiiiiin.

A much better song.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# twould appear to be your birfdee
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
#
CAKEY TIEM!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# *waves to the lovely L*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Hello
I'm scared of B3ta

*hyperventilates*

*runs away from B3ta for next ten years*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# We're fucking lovely. Look at how lovely we are.
Geoff stop pulling a face.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Don't make me grab your earlobe.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *wiggles bum*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# RIGHT
Come here, I'm going to woman all over you. That'll learn you.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's your b3atday too!
Must have cayke!
xx
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
That's just pure coincidence and now I am even more freaked!

*hides in corner*

*starts rocking*
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Aw.
This might cheer you up news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8082995.stm
I am Mrs BBC today.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Ha!
Brilliant. I could look at that all day. I may print it out and stick it on the wall.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# :D I keep hearing about this
I shall deffo watch when I get home!
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# This is what happens when you make the Dulux dog mayor.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
# I like the thought of him 'stumbling away'
Stumble on out to sea, you embarrassment
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# It's been keyboard catted already on links
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Marvellous
:D
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yay good ol' bumbling boris :)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Ummmm....none, we just gotta 'shop Shatner, right?
Edit:- Ah B******S, ok.....you got it right, I screwed it up. (Again)
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
# That's right.
blah blah blah shatner blah blah blah photoshop blah blah blah hilarious
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
# to be fair the title of the compo is just "Shatner!"
and to be doubly fair this is inevitable anyway
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Never mind, this picture has cheered me right up. RIGHT UP I tell you.
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# haha
there was a bumbling gravity-assisted inevitability about it
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ah no, I just wondered if it was a film
I'm quite happy for there to be a Shatnerpub
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Shatmagnets: The Movie
(, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)