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# Such flagrant disregard of the battenburgy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# it's horrid, vile
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# It's lovely, magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# glorious
and ours!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# What's not to like?
Sponge cake - check
Apricot jam - check
Marzipan - check
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Marzipan - boke
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ^you speak the truth
it ruins the potential awesomeness it could be...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# The only good thing about marzipan is its relative ease of removal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I was like you once, young sir
adrift on the lonely, marzipanless, seas.

Then I grew up and out of my irrational hatred
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I have always loved almond
So marzipan is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# almonds are mildly
hallucinogenic if consumed in near toxic quantities...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# But that's the thing with Marzipan.
It is a granny confectionary. Much like those candied fruits you get at christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# sponge cake is utter fail
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# What did you just say?
*gets out of chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# *looks up*
Not another one. Tom, stop offending tall people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# I wasn't offended
I was heading to the kitchen to make him a molten chocolate sponge cake
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Don't, then we'll have to take him to hospickle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Do people without molten chocolate sponge cake need hospital treatment?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# No, but Toms with do. Possibly. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
#
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my head swells up and I look like I have the bloaty head sickness from theme hospital
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Oh o_O
That's bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
God I love that game
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# The bigger they are
the harder they can hit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yes but I feel this silly need to protect you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Its a curious effect I have on women, I assume something in my pheromones makes girls think I'm a small puppy standing on a traffic island looking stupid
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# You're a young man that can string decent sentences together.
I think we just want to preserve your genes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# They're looking at introducing me into south london council estates to try and improve the genepool
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# You're very good breeding stock.
that was meant to sound less like I was hoping for a phial of Tom's Finest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# *donates*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Why thank you.
I shall treasure it forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you heard me.
sponge cake is vile. its like eating a brillopad
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# *rolls up sleeves*
*gets to baking*

I make a sponge cake SO moist and nyom I'm having to learn how to make it more sturdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# :D try cooking it.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *takes her cake to Facebook where it's appreciated!*
:OP
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Facebook is fun
I have like 5 friends and everything, the other 10 or so are family
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# it really is rather nice
nom nom nom... however - I propose that in the interests of peace we all get behind the Sticky Toffee Pudding Party - shirley no one can deny that the STP is the peace maker of the deserts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# But they are really only a protest vote
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# May I proffer
that they form a coalition with the Custard Candidates to make a better, stronger, party.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# hold on just a minute there
lets now do anything rash - a Cus/Sti coalition is going to be complicated to sell to the voter in the streets - and what about the ice cream issue and the closeness of the Custard party to the Bananas?

I'm not sure about this at all...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# *Tea + Monitor = very strange looks from colleagues*
*pretends it's a coughing fit*
*thinks she got away with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)
# they are a legitimate alternative
I agree that they haven't had much experience of power, but they are well regarded throughout the country.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Black Forest Gateau, dessert we can tuck into!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# allergic to chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# You've got my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# with celebrity endorsements such as this
we can't fail to win!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)