Nick Griffiths was patently meant to be stillborn.
Something terrible happened and that bag of oddments and assorted wank lived.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:11,
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i saw a pro abortion advert once with the premise that "your baby could grow up to be hitler!"
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:13,
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doesn't really work as your baby could also have grown up to cure cancer of the aids
think of that next time you're wanking over a map of scotland! hmm?!
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:18,
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what happens if your babby grows up to be the cancer of the aids curing hitler?
WHAT THEN!?!?!
edit: and just think of how many pages of the map of scotland book would be stuck toghether in that situation!
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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edit: and just think of how many pages of the map of scotland book would be stuck toghether in that situation!
Not even
he should have been a sticky duvet cover and an embarrassed 14 year old hurrying down to the washing machine at 5 in the morning.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:17,
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You've thought about this quite a bit, haven't you?
We have to be grateful for the boxer that fucked up his eye,
It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness.
Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person,
we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance.
/irony blog
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:23,
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It must have added a lot to his general unpleasantness.
Because much as we like to shit on this turd of a person,
we still like to do so on the grounds of his appearance.
/irony blog
Men in glass houses shouldn't chuck rocks
and boss eyed bags of lard shouldn't appear to judge people on their exteriors.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:25,
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