Why do men say that like it's a good thing?
Do you really want us to suck so hard we burst loads of capillaries? REALLY?
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:22,
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To be honest
I don't like getting blown. Except that time she swallowed, that was nice.
But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.
I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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But otherwise it feels a bit grubby, I'm too romantic for that.
I'm happy to go down myself though, for ages.
i read that as "go down on myself"
i was thinking you were a lucky man
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:32,
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Really? That'd disappoint me
I'm very happy to do the do, although just as happy to receive it.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:33,
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Pretty sure oral sex predates Christ etc
but fair enough.
As long as you're happy, poppet.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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As long as you're happy, poppet.
Happy? Dude.
I haven't had as much as a pat on the head in 5 years. :(
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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Come here and I shall give you a really big hug and a kiss on the bonce.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:37,
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"excuse me love could you not suck so hard"
nope sorry, doesn't sound right
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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nope sorry, doesn't sound right
It's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:36,
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See, I've had those things said about me before
and I always thought it was quite insulting, I've got much more finesse.
I wonder if other women think that.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:27,
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I wonder if other women think that.
Oh I know
I just know women that say it about themselves and I always think 'why would you deliberately make it sound as if you've got the skills of an overeager 15 year old with Downs?'
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:30,
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Self image issues, I'm guessing.
Either that, or they enjoy disabling their male suitors.
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Thu 4 Jun 2009, 17:31,
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