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# A nice mixture of French and Spanish.
Like Spanglish, but without the English and with the French :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No, it's all French.
Te is some weird conjugation of 'tu'. I don't really understand it, but I know it's French. :]
And 'si' is French for 'if'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I know spazzer.

I AM FRENCH!

FUCK OFF JOSEPHINE! NOT FUCKING TONIGHT YOU PAS DE DEUX POULET COULLOIR!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Wait, what?
x]

You are not French! You're English, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I don't even know myself anymore :(
Quelle domage :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# After 5 years of French class
the only thing I can say just off the top of my head is 'Pui j'alle au toilet?' and I don't even know if that's spelled right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I know not the word Pui.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Hmmm.
Maybe I've spelt that wrong then.
Yeah I just checked. It should be 'peux'.

See? I've learnt nothing. My school is shit at World Languages
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ha! You suck man, you suck! ;)
A Ukrainian girl tried to correct my pronunciation of an English word last week,, which I found hilarious on its own. What made it worse though, was that she was taught to speak English by one of your lot! I would've given her a slap if she wasn't so hot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Aren't you from London though?
No-one from London actually speaks English. They seem to speak some working class dialect that eludes me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Fack orff you caaaaaaaant!
I am from London, yes. However, I speak proper innit you muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GTdZ2WfRY&fmt=18
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I was expecting
The Doooorg in the Fooooorg!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQWPR9TM0Gk&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# But j'aime is missing the apostrophe.
And surely you couldn't have Je as the third element in a sentences anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# No it's not.
There's an apostrophe there.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# If you I love?
What?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Noooo idiot.
It's 'If you love me' in some sort of awkward conjugation. I learned it last year, when I saw it written in an elevator in Brooklyn. I wrote it down and asked my French teacher about it. He explained it, but I don't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Oh, ignore what I said then.
I'm with Jeru though, it looks a bit wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I'm fairly sure Je is the nominative and not the objective.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Brooklyn, the modern hive of literature and polyglotomy!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
# I would have thought that
"If you love me" would be "Si tu m'aime", where tu (you) is the subject and the reflexive pronoun me (abbreviated to m') is the object. Otherwise its "If I love you" (Si je t'aime, which makes more grammatical sense than si te j'aime).
(Mr._Pickles, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Well aimer actually means to like,
and I assume she is attempting to say If you like. Adore is French for Love. However, in an intimate context, aime has been adopted to mean love.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Shouldn't it be something like
'si je t'aime'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I am starting to suspect that it may
have ended prematurely, and to make full grammatical sense would require a qualitative conclusion. N'est-ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)