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# I've made a poster for a concert that doesn't exist, just for some practice

Because my friend wants me to try to make his band an album cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
# oh hai killerkitti
your teddybear haz cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# oh hai Zhmei
its stuffing is coming out. i hope that's not cancer.

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# i thought it was a hernia
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Malignant Spawn sounds like a delightful band.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Do they do ABBA covers?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# only
army of lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Don't they just?
Hahah, I don't know what they sound like, but according to the internet, they are grindcore of some sort.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Good God that's hard to read.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Not really.
Not compared to the original grindcore logo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I couldn't make sense of the date, the pricing or the location.
The bands I could read straight away.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Well maybe you're illiterate...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# You know damn well I can't write for shit :D
You get my letter yet?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# nope.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Aww
Hopefully it actually will turn up this time.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Why don't you kids have bands with nice names?
Like The Nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# I don't actually listen to either of these bands
I just love the name I Wrestled A Bear Once.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# "Like The Nice" is actually a decent name.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# would they be a 'the nice' covers band?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Haha a bit like "Think Floyd"?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I prefer lazier naming like
that Pink Floyd tribute band from Australia.

I think they are called Pink Floyd what is from Australia.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=45pIvr4gJD4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# TAPFS
The Australian Pink Floyd Show.
Saw them guise live a year ago, they were fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Oh really?
They aren't actually called Pink Floyd what is from Australia?

Thank you for correcting me on that. Seems I have been seeing the wrong band for years....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha sorry I must have been mistaken.
They're good though, I enjoyed that night. Mostly :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Mac Floyd are the best ;)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_GtTFg9QnE&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)
# and now a trio all the way from birmingham
'the lovely fellas'!
give them a round of applause
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
# They've been all the way from Solihull to Adelaide!
Please, put your hands together for,

THE UNERRINGLY CHEERY FOLK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:13, archived)
# laydeees and gennulmun, putcha hans tagetha for 'fun times and cuddles'!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I like this :D
Welcome to the happiest night of your life Ladies and Jellyspoons!

THIS

IS

THE

GLEEFULS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
# like these?
www.myspace.com/iamcoolyouarent
www.myspace.com/fluffykittensmakemusic
www.myspace.com/fluffykittensuk
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Fluffy Kittens of Doom and Destruction?
Doesn't sound too nice to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
# Quentin tarantino
Reservoir Teds
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
# nice...but if you want some tips on poster design :)
banner title should be situated high up on the poster so that it can be read 15-20 feet away.

it takes only 7 seconds for people to be able to read a poster, flyer.

info on the poster should be explicit and organized in columns so they can just scan over it.

Text must...MUST be legible...you know what it says, others might not ;)

i've done a fuckload of posters..these are just some tips

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I Went Ass to Mouth with Malignant Spawn!
...........oh Hai KK!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I think fifteen dollars is a lot to pay for a concert that doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 4:20, archived)