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# mr. meats
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)
# mmmmmmm edible mans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Now i am hungry for meats
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Hey, baby!
oh, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!

*runs off screaming*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# No they never run off
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# nom nom!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)
# MMMMMEAT!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# meat :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# yeah fuck the vegetarians, we all want meats!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)
# eat the vegetarians
they're packaged in their own cud
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# FINE
I'll just make do with MR BEAN-CURD.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'm here, Ive had bacon
I've got more
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I had some lovely smoked bacon sweet cured in maple syrup
It was fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)
# nom
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
# :D
Excellent.

Edit: Dinner should always be this -

Raw beef = win.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:22, archived)
# i prefer a nice blue steak
followed by cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Don't worry, it's ok to be wrong.
;-)


Edit: Cheesecake is pretty bloody win, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# cheesecake is awesome
asda lemon cheesecake is utter joy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# What a shame it has lemon in it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# lemon is good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Lemon on its own or as lemonade is fine
Lemon in anything dessert based is pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# LIES
Get a good sorbet down you
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I can't taste sour
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# oh hell, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I'm pretty partial to that 'New York' style cheesecake.
Lemon I've not tried.
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)
# it has swirls of lemon sauce on the top
it's also quite large
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Needs more offal
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Nah.
You can have the offal, thanks all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Offal is the stuff that is good for you
I want a nice bit of black pudding raw, right now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# That's another one of these rather spurious facts, isn't it?
I'm really not sure that any major diet requirement is filled by offal.
Black pud is nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Dog food is better for you
I want some kidneys and liver now, maybe some Ox tongue as well. This had made me hungry for some faggots now, I might have to get some tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Mate, put the fucking bong down.
Dog food?

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha :)
Just messing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# yes, but is that raw egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Oh yes...
It has to be raw.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)
# french bastards and their bloody tartar
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Not a fan of the ol' Tartar?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)
# the sight of it makes me wanna vomit, im trying to enoy a chicken meats sandwich
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# OK, so I'll put you down in the 'not so much' column, then.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
# that'll do fine
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# A fine effort
But the steak just seems better when it is extremely finely diced rather than minced :)
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hmmm.
intriguing....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Evening, sire
Enjoying the weekend so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yep, not too bad, ta.
All good with you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# All is good :)
But I feel like curling up in a corner after spending so much money this morning on pointless things:
Washing machine,
Tumble dryer,
Dyson,
Leather sofa
42" plasma tv
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
# That's some major retail therapy, right there!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Not so much retail therapy as things I will need in 2 weeks :(
Well the sofa isn't arriving for 10-12 weeks, I'll just be sitting on the floor watching my new TV :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Well, best way to enjoy the TV all the more!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I have my priorities sorted you see
Day 1) Move in furniture
Day 2) Have sky hd fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Nothing about steak tartare is appealing to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Food of the gods, sir.
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Makes me glad I'm not a god ot be quite honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Steak Tartar and chips.
With greens=
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# my dog likes meat...


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unshopped red/blue eyes! :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)
# poor dog!
his eyes have been replaced with traffic lights!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# this is making me laugh like a loon
and i'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)
# *is tempted to shop a yellow light between its eyes*
*doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)
# DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Holy shit
YOUR DOG SEES IN ANAGLYPHIC 3D!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *puts small umbrella up to prevent the pissage dripping down onto hedgehogs post*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Can your dog be eaten?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)
# you want to eat a dog?
...i'm assuming yes but not at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)
# DOG IS A ALIEN

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
# BEWARE!
g'nite b3ta! I'm happy! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
# wicked!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
# POW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Hahaa
(Super Jet Shoes, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Meats!!
I've eaten though thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)
# there is no such thing as too much meat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
thought it was monica for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:25, archived)
# she takes many forms
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)
# *beams*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)