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# next to no inspiration today
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)
# arf
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Today is meh!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# yeah...
just can't muster much enthusiasm for anything today... too busy thinking about booze
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# in an "I must get down the Spar and buy some White Ace RIGHT NOW" kind of way?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:02, archived)
# This all over
anything that makes the office more bearable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# booze isn't really worth it. I've had some, I don't feel better.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I am probably going to drown my sorrows tonight.
Which will probably result in me doing some thing stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# like "I love you".......
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# that's a fucking disaster.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# No, some thing a lot worse
And probably to myself, just on my low point at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ah for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)
# angry wank?
always helps me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Oh fuck off, you attention-seeking cock
How many more times are you going to post shit like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Says you
You really are a twat. In fact the biggest twat i have seen with a face that looks like it has been shoved up a elephants arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Ouch
What are you, twelve?
I've seen you threaten suicide on here before. This isn't the Samaritans.
I also suffer from depression. Get help.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)
# me too.
I thought that's why we were all here?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I only come here for the halibut
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I ALWAYS MISS THE BEST STUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I've kept some in the compost bin for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:47, archived)
# You've seen nothing yet
I was inspired by that Chinese man talking the guy down off that bridge.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8069686.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:49, archived)
# haha
you can be b3ta's Agony Aunt frmo now on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)
# eightace
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I fuckin love them bairns...
*finds £1.49*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# :(
*doesn't get it, feels like a right girl*

Kittens. Kitetns and cakes and pretty things and lace and oh hello dear, dinner's on the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Overpriced freeview channel goes bankrupt shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# What I love most of all is that they made it free for FA Cup Final Day
on Sky, Cable, but not FREEview :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The reception is shite though
I ended up watching it on ITV.
Their satellite is slightly differently aligned from Sky's
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I only watched a bit in the morning
as Saint and Greavsie were back :D

Didn't actually end up watching any of the match.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# That was top
so good to see em back and just as they were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Aye,
I was listening to talkSport the day before and they were on Hawksbee and Jacobs. Still so funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:17, archived)
# I'm not paying to watch shit I don't want to anyway.
I want Gold though, and Watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You have to pay for Setanta on top of "TopUp TV"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I don't.
I have to pay for shoes and makeup and little trinkets and chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Are they good trinkets?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# JEWELS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)
# o_O
*raids the captain's treasure trove*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:15, archived)
# the words you typed
they just aren't translating well in my head


:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I hope you've done your hair & make-up and not idled the day away
yer scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Hah, I went to bed with it wet and am wearing not even mascara.
I look STUNNING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Well of course
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Carole Decker hair and blonde eyebrows.
Fab.

I bet you look gorgeous. Tell me of your shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Paul Smith - blue check - sleeves too long
It's 'borrowed'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)
# All Saints, sleeves also too long.
It IS mine though.

Right, time for a ciggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)
# DIDDLY DEE POTATOES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# setanta spurts
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)
# doesn't watch football lols
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I'm not ;D
That bar steward Maximinimus takes the title of tallest b3tard that:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:01, archived)
# what's that that?
how high is he?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)
# DOPE LOLS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)