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[challenge entry] I HATE CLOWNS

The least popular amusement ride ever.
Because nobody ever wins.

From the Seaside Amusements challenge. See all 187 entries (closed)

(Frezedriedelvis, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i see the
psycological scars havent healed for you yet then!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)
# arrgggh!
that is so sinister. You know i wouldn't even want to go to disney land or anything I HATE people dressed up, they all scare me.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:02, archived)
# you like 'em naked eh?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:00, archived)
# that is
the worlds worst alarm clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:05, archived)
# well
that's me having nightmares forever
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)
# s'true
they come when you are asleep and move your slippers
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)
# so that's why I can never find them
I've got to admit that slipper moving was the least of night clown worries.

I'm also finding the Chigago Town pizza short arse bellboy thingy quite scary at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)
# He really fucks..
..with my head. Glad I am not the only one.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)
# maybe
cos he looks very similair to the dwarf in Twin Peaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)
# fuck me
you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Yes.
Me too.
(Amerella, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Fuck me yes!
Him, those big cigarettes and the Dyslexia Demons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I like the demons
especially the one who says, "Bad dad".

They hold no fear for me.
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)
# my mum
has four ceramic clowns, which you can wind up so that they play musical box type sounds and move a bit.
They are not in the least bit pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)
# two words;
'smash them'
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Oh how I laughed/screamed in terror
when I walked past one in the dead of night and it went *ding* *ting* and moved a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:15, archived)
# I bet they come alive at night...
...and drain the family of life juice.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:13, archived)
# How do you
sleep at night?
(I helped save b3ta! missing, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:17, archived)
# with a securely locked door.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:18, archived)
# skunk helps me.
5 days without a bifta and counting. till next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:21, archived)
# hmmmm
7 days, but in complete reverse for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:23, archived)
# I am having a big 'un tonight!
When I reach Liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:26, archived)
# Clowns are evil
*fact*

Apart from This guy who's quite fun (nsfw)

Q: What's the first thing you do after having sex with an 8 yearold?
A: wipe your knob on your clown suit
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:10, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)