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# What a lovely little project.
Did you mention white dog poo, which mysteriously isn't seen anywhere any more? (for some reason, I used to think that it came solely from poodles)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Will do!
Any more suggestions for alternate terms would be greatfully received.

My favourite so far is "dog ordure"
(ccc, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)
# I shall rack my brains this evening,
and come up with more euphemisms than you can swing a kitten at. Schnauzer Droppings, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:14, archived)
# dog's eggs
pooch poo
mutt muck
puppy plop
(Divvy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)
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(Mattyboy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Pooch plop
perhaps?
(Mattyboy, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Names for Dog Poo
My Irish friends name for dog shit is the best... 'Doggy Pukker'
(robsa, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# White Dog Poo
1. I moderate the Sunderland Message Board (somebody has to) and white dog poo has long been a favourite off topic. Since I was small in the 50s until my nephew moved out in the 80s, a footpath through our estate north of Sunderland was a favourite dumping ground (if you'll pardon the pun) for dogs. Until now we were generally agreed that the phenomenon no longer occurred and that perhaps this was due to the more balanced nature of dog food. What a joy to know it can still be found. You lucky people.
2. My daughter must have been about two when, one day, I returned home for lunch, stepped out of the car and she greeted me with "Daddy, you are in the doggy doo." Of course I immediately checked my boots. Clean. I got in the house and was greeted by a tirade. Apparently I was in the dog HOUSE, not the dog doo (I forget why). But the term dog doo has stuck.
(AlienFTM, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 12:29, archived)
# they used to put lots of chalk in dog food
i belive. then it was banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:08, archived)
# or mysterious, furry poos
I used to tell my brother they were squirrel tails
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:10, archived)
# I hope he didn't try to stroke them.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:12, archived)
# that was the plan...
we both thought pooh sticks was a game that involved dogsmuck on the end of a stick..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Or
feed his nuts to them
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Why....
...do people say that? I see loads of white dog poo in the summer!
(I helped save b3ta! DancesWithWeezils, Fri 21 Mar 2003, 18:21, archived)