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[challenge entry] Killer ap


Morning cunts (and cuntettes)

From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 327 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)
# CHEAP AT ANY PRICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)
# I've never got the phrase
'Cheap at half the price', surely that's stating the fucking obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
# Me neither.
It doesn't make ████. Surely it sould be 'cheap at ████ the price'.

████ ████████ ████ ████ in the end and she ████ all over the ████, which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# Oh noes!
Kinks has been redacted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)
# I'm procoffee
play nice.

I just saw this on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)
# Hahaha

okay, COFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# ROTF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)
# Morning LOLROFLMAO
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
# arf
ningles squire
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)
# 'ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# COMIC SNAS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)
# Beats Comet Sans anyday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
# lm infinity
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)
# I see that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha! Morning Cunt!
Dear Dutch Inventor Mediocre,

I must say, I am slightly disappointed in you. As you are the inventor of Lettuce handles, I am rather shocked to notice that your brussel sprout, being of the same family, vegetables, is distinctly lacking in any way of picking it up.

I would be pleased if this issue can be addressed and remedied post haste and henceforth,

Kind Regards,

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

Inventor of Uzbekistan
Inventor of the Canoe
Canal Crossing Record Holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)
# But it has a figgin' laser!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Dear Dutch Inventor Mediocre,
I appreciate your point about it having a "figgin' laser" but let's be honest here, a laser, figgin' or not, is no substitute for a good brass handle.

Please rectify this gross oversight as soon as possible or I may well be forced to go elsewhere for my vegetables of the brassicaceae family.

I hope you understand how difficult this is for me, as I have enjoyed your produce for a very large number of days.

Kind Regards,

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

Inventor of Uzbekistan
Inventor of the Canoe
Canal Crossing Record Holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)
# FINE

I'll do it later. I have to call a client now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Dear Dutch Inventor Mediocre,
Thank you.

Kind Regards,

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!

Inventor of Uzbekistan
Inventor of the Canoe
Canal Crossing Record Holder.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
# the two dollars is where they get you.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
# hahaha
Cabbage tanks for peace!!!

'ningles ya ol' medo you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Dem's sprouts!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)
# must underated veg in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)
# wobbly nev approves.

good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)
# "I have in my hand a piece of paper...and some diplodocus DNA"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)