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[challenge entry] Fact: French descriptions can make any food posh

Probably seemed better in my head, actually

From the Make Everything Posh challenge. See all 242 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)
# le nom
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)
# zut alors!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Me want!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)
# McDs always look geat
taste meh
and make you feel ill afterwards


fucking marketing - it's all it is
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)
# The food in the shots like the one above are actually sculpted wax
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I'd certainly beleive that if it was the answer to my second and third points
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# the gruen transfer did a discussion on them
the bun is in fact a bread bun, except it's hollowed out and filled with polyfilla, the sesame seeds are superglued in place. the buns are partially cooked, then painted. iirc the only bit that was completely real was the lettuce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# this is cos it isn't food
it is plastic with flavouring to make you think it's food
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# like tis shit
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8116933.stm

I love the salad that doesn't contain mayonaise, but does contain egg yolk, oil and vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Haha, yes.
I love that they didn't compare any of the salads with very little fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# A story I saw in the telegraph today made me laugh
Newsflash: salads covered in dressings made with oil contain more fat than a burger and fries...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)
# haha
I'd say PISS, but I provided teh facts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# The scaremongering of the story made me laugh
"Which?, in a study of 20 different pre-prepared salads, found that the average contained 412 calories and 20.3 grams of fat – only a touch healthier than a Big Mac, which contains 490 calories and 24 grams of fat."

I would like to think a salad is a bloody sight healthier with all the GENUINE nutritional value instead of empty calories.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# haha bloody burger-dodgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)
# i was in france last week
i didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)
# How's your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# fucking terrible
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Which part of France and what didn't you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)
# paris
the traffic was just totally insane, i was only stopped for an hour and a half, then drove back to blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Probably no worse than driving around London during the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)
# this was like
birmingham - ferry - paris - ferry - birmingham with an hours kip in the back of a citroen saxo in a lay by
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I know the perils of long distance driving
I drove from Derby to Agen in a day. I stopped at a hotel on the way back though.

This christmas I'm going to stop at a hotel somewhere on the way there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)
# watching the traffic drive round the arc de-triomphe is a spectacle everyone should witness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
# et confit de souris
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)
# mmm canned mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)