You sir are a danger to the world!In April 1586, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre was born. As soon as he was flung into this world from the catapult he had built in his mothers vagina, every bell in the world chimed, resulting in a sound so horrendous, it made even Pete Waterman's ears bleed!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:00,
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In 1987, mixed media artist Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! invented the cheese rattle for an art project he was working on at the timealthough the project didn't have anything to do with cheese, or rattles, or music as a whole, and Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! wasn't even on the project, the invention was very well received by his fellow artists. Now, in times of great cheese, the artists could warn eachother with the cheese rattles.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!In 1927, The Dutch Inventor Mediocre made the first transatlantic phonecall. "My best friend had moved from Rotterdam to New York and I missed him very much, so I tried to phone him so that we could play telephone Connect 4. Unfortunately for his sister, she answered the phone. I had always had a bit of a thing for her, so I decided there and then that I would invent heavy breathing. I was so perverted that I actually caused her head to spontaneously pop off her shoulders, do a 1080 degree spin, and land on her shoulder, where it remains to this day. After that, I made myself a big mug of bovril and watched Thomas the Tank Engine" said the psychotic clog hopper.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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It was a very good episode as well mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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All this reminds me of Dave the Facts.I have a terrible urge to tell you about my lunch
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:39,
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Tell me about your breakfast instead.That will be more fitting, as Mediocre has mental breakfasts sometimes. I remember him once telling me that he has sandwiches for breakfast. SANDWICHES I TELL YOU!
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:42,
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Oh man.I have no biscuits for my tea :(
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44,
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You should have Orang Juice with that.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:45,
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Well he is a porridge wog.... Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:47,
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I do and I don't.I like it, but I always feel bad using the word Wog. We can't use it like you can :(
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:49,
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we get away with it for a reasoneveryone expects australians to be racist :)
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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Also,Wogs in Australia and Wogs in the UK are very different things.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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I made pancakes.And smothered them in butter and honey.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:43,
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I AM EATING THEM NOW MOTHAFUCKATRUFAX
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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YOU ARE A FUCKING MENTAL! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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I sometimes have Doritos for breakfastThey're made from cereal, so it all seems perfectly appropriate to me.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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Do you pour milk on them? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 10:25,
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*puts on prunesquallor style glasses*Arf!
However, I would like to state for the record that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre loved his mother very much, and therefore is easily distinguishable from Stewie.
(However, I would like to state for the record that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre loved his mother very much, and therefore is easily distinguishable from Stewie.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:11,
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I've also thought up a great inventor mediocre image...do you think i should ask permission before i draw it?
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13,
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Yes, I think you should.Considering I own the international copyright to his life and everything....
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:14,
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I'm sorry, it is just that if I let you,then I will have to let everyone.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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>:(In around 1972, bizzare and flamboyant copyright lawyer Green Rollmops was born. 12 years after she was born, she underwent a sex change and changed her name to Redsushi, and pretended to be from East London as this was considered trendy at the time. The hormonal replacement, however had the terrible side effect of hair loss, and the almost bald Redsushi became insanely jealous of those capable of growing long luscious locks. In a mushroom fueled few years, Redsushi completed a law degree and started registering copyright to people's lives, unfortunately no-one paid royalties to use their names, and Redsushi lives penniless in an East Acton rubbish bin.
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Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:37,
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RIght, let's get a few things straight here; Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:44,
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Why would you have a field of Indians? Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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