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# Mum wants to swap




What in God's good name: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8117619.stm
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
# some little twerp wrote an article along the lines of OMG ANTIQUES
I'M LIVING IN THE PAST

Fuck I feel terribly old.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Gah.
VIVA TAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Woo pic.
Next headline "Father of teenagers dresses in manner that is slightly out of date and thus embarasses them. More at 10"

EDIT: This is golden: "I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
# As we would have described at school as
'being in the CSE class'

/showing his age blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# We tended to use the term
"Fucking spazmo"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Mnggg, it's pronounced spacker
Bell-end!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Not when you've punched their stupid teeth out, it ain't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# No no
YOUR mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Kapow!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I can see why they gave that kid such a big walkman to use
to work off some the effects of pie consumption maybe...?
WM10 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
# cassettes were shit
also vhs cassettes were shit, thank buggery for cds and soild state.
bet his fingers are too fat to press the buttons
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Vinyls' still good :(
though a bugger in the car stereo
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It works both ways though
I have a creative mp3 player thats only a few years old and gets the piss ripped out of it whenever i bring it to work. (due to its cumbersome size)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Yeah I've got one of those.
Best money I've ever spent. It's been dropped, dunked and kicked, and still rocks ya balls like a crack whore's sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Its a 40gig zen touch
scarred to bits but its brilliant for taking on holiday and just plugging some speakers in :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
# I think I recall that Ad Campaign:
"...Creative MP3 players, they rocks ya balls like a crack whore's sister, and available from all good stockists now!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
# "I mistook the metal/normal switch on the Walkman for a genre-specific equaliser,
but later I discovered that it was in fact used to switch between two different types of cassette."

The boy's an idiot.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:55, archived)
# "As I boarded the school bus, where I live in Aberdeenshire, I was greeted with laughter"
Get used to it fats
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:21, archived)