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# What should he do?
A friend of mine mentioned this to me:

'Innocently browsing Asstr.org I discover a name I recognise, it's my mate's little brother as an author, so I dig deeper and he's writing bestiality porn.

¬_¬

Do I tell my mate? (It's a distinctive name, which is why I know it's him)

Why did I have to find that a kid I helped with his maths when he was 14 is now writing porn about fucking cats?'
(razakel, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Christ, is it Tuesday again?
Cock off, there's a good prat
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I Like Turtles
Tell him you like turtles
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Fuck and off
Also, just because he is writing it doesn't mean he wants to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# tell him we don't give a fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# QOTW is that way ------>
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Hello, you appear to have confused /board with /qotw.
Take your bullshit over there, they'll crown you king or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
# how about you fucking off and stop being a nosey cunt?

I'd say it had fuck all to do with you.

oh yea and the only way you'll find out
is if you sniff his cock and it smells of whiskers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Prod
I hope you don't have Lupus!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I've became addicted to House md

they always say check for lupus
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
# It's never lupus :(
What season you up to?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:08, archived)
# watching last season and the present one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)
# First 2 were best medically
But the last one was probs the best out of the last 3.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
# your 'brothers friend' eh
...stop writing about fucking cats you sick sick puppy
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Oh piss off you tedious oik
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)
# That's nice dear

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
#
maths meths
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
# tell him:
"pics or......."
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
# hmm
I dont know perhaps you should post a photoshopped picture that you made yourself. like this
nigella lawson2
source 1 : www.anothersite.co.uk/gal/pix/1230115823.jpg
source 2 : stuffem.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/nigel_lawson.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
# nice thread rescue!
Obviously, by "nice" I mean "Aaargh! Kill it with fire"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)