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[challenge entry] Standard weak pun #27

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Yes it's a fresh image and not a repost do not worry if you worry you will make me cry redsushi
Incidentally how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# PIE
PIE

PIE

PIE

3.14
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I rate that rather paltry-ish
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
# it's looks cold
so I'd say not hot

I'm now rather peckish
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
# I have CRUMPETS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Are you going to put Country Life on them
Not because you support the British Dairy Farmers, or because you like the taste but because you are a sellout cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# bollocks to that
I use best cat butter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I don't get this attitude to John Lydon
He was and always has been a sellout cunt. How does selling butter instead of snarling into a microphone pretending to hate the queen make this any less relevant? Old punks, tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I met Mick Jones once
he said 'Hello'

I said 'Hello'

then he went to the lav before I could say 'Big Audio Dynamite' at him and run away
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I've met Keith Chegwin twice
and he didn't remember me the second time. The little get.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
# I'll be there in 3 minutes
*gets hat and coat*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
# WAIT
one of them turns out to be a muffin
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)
# show me men and women? and you get an apple pie?
what type of sick porn site is this? link?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Something to do with goats I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)
# groan
!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)