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# More Failure.


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I'll sit back and let you blow your BNP3tan, P3taphile brains out at this shit.

Place your complaints below.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)
# What a fun family they must be
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Nothing wrong with this
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Worst Among Sequels


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(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# *Gets clippers*
I'm styling me a pokemonobrow
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# your odd sub-image text aside
this is chucklesome. I am most taken with the idea of a monocle-brow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# This is quite funny; why the lame attempts at what I can only assume was intended to be insults?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
nah, not insults, just didn't wanna get my hopes up after yesterday. It was a bad day for me. Insults don't work on the internet.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Ah, I understand. Oh well - remember the #1 rule : "It's only the internet" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
#
yea, think i realised this a lot too late. I'd already conjured this hilarious puns on the b3ta name by then, and didn't want to waste them. I figured that 'you're all virgins' would be vastly untrue, so just cried myself to sleep instead.
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:22, archived)
# These are good
Bring us kittens and all will be forgiven
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I like these,
but am confused by your post-script?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)
# he/she managed to get a bum-raping from both /board and /links
in the space of about half an hour yesterday for a couple of unfortunate accidents :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Aye, but slate wiped clean and all that.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# would it be nicer if i changed the text?
(joehmbunn They speak my name in silent but violents., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# i think it's ballsy and funny :)
others might not, 'tis your choice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ^this
:) i'm impressed by his/her bouncebackability :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Ohhhh. Well, b3ta has quite a short memory.
Not to mention attention spa...SHINY THINGS!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Ah I just spazzed back.
This is why the screaming fails and going mental at people can be a bad thing, we could very easily have scared him off forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ^this, in VAST abundance
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
# It's starting to really get on my nerves now with the immediate fail screams
without any attempt to help.

How you doing fella? The Flu cleared up?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)
# it's all gone to the head now, feels like a bomb awaiting detonation
but fingers crossed I'm getting through the worst of it, if not, I'm sending out for supplies tomorrow, and a hearse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# Awwww!
Sorry to hear that fella! Hope you get better soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# exactly :)
you said something nice in it anyway, i seem to remember.

it seems to me that unless someone's obviously a troll, they've probably an unwitting mistake, so i don't really understand the failgasms :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Fair enough :)
If people keep on doing it then yeah, maybe ignore them. But if it is someones first post there is no need to go mental at them. Just gently explain what b3ta is about. Same with people going mental when an image is 10kb over the limit. Get over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)
# f is for fact :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# I think there's a certain joy at an opportunity to roll out the fail wagons
Take a ride on the fail train.

Etc.

(Er, I mean post animated gifs even larger than the "offender's" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)
# But you must see the irony in a thread with a pic
that is about 15kb over the limit being filled up with 100's of kbs of fail images :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)
# It's fairly ferrous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)
# my first b3ta post was accidently giant
so now everything is obsessively within the faq guidelines.

that said i didn't get too many outright "FAIL" replies, just lots of pictoral and animated replies about how fucking huge it was.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
# This is the thing,
imagine if everyone had gone mental at you and scared you off?

Think of all the goodies we could have missed out on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
# aw :)
you're all lovely you are.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
# nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Haha,
I want a monocle brow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:15, archived)
# I liked this enough to click the 'I like this' link.
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)