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# I ain't gonna wear no trousers man!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
# oh god arr
I will be mostly naked this weekend, as I have the place to myself
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# OH MY GOD I CAN SEE A DANGLYBOBBLER!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# A WHAT??? :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# that's right!
a what?!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I'm glad we got this settled before the weekend :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)
# me too
I wouldn't be able to eat my processed animals without feeling guilty otherwise
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)
# YEAH!...
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)
# happytoast when is it not willy out time for you
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Christmas dinner
I'm not a pervert you know
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I read that as "christmas pervert"
which momentarily confused me.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# He sees you when you're sleeping
he knows when you're awake.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# He knows when you've been bad or good
He'll fuck you with a rake.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Oi, put it away!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# indeed, he probably doesn't know where it's been
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:04, archived)
# SEXYTEIM
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Purple durple !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Oh if you insist!!!
(as if I need the excuse)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:02, archived)
# \o/
HURRAH!

EDIT: Go on, post the other vaseline one. With the watermelon, I think?
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha no I'll resist
you can have TOO much marrow/squashy funtimes you know!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Perhaps, perhaps :)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# someone axed for .... watermelon ??
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:59, archived)
# HAHAHA! JESUS SPLUTTERING FUCK!
:D

I think I'm glad I scrolled down now. I think.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, archived)
# hahahah
:D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:07, archived)
# oh dear
*bleaches eyes*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)
# ...but?
Pumpkin juice doesn't stain? and if you've got it in your eyes then you're doing it wrong ;)
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Or doing it too hard?
*splish, splash*
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ha ha too enthusiastic :D
Rightio, good peeps, it's offski-o-clock! Time for beer and fornication*


*or two pints of mild followed by frantic sobbing-in-wardrobe self abuse
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:14, archived)
# ooooohhh, seeds under the hood and up the pipe :S
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Well, that's my weekend sorted
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahah!!!!
Okay.
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Punkin' Pie !
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Woohoo!
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Awarded the P3l3
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I'm fuckin' there, man. I'm fuckin' there..
(, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:00, archived)