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# A Message from The Commander of Skips.


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It has come to our attention that Russell Brand is to play Drop Dead Fred in a remake of the film with the same name. The Commander of Skips finds that this is totally unacceptable and calls upon the public to boycott this film.

TCOS feels that it is an insult to the great Rik Mayall for this film to go ahead. Therefore TCOS would like to warn the producers and actors of this film about the consequences of going ahead and filming. I (erm, we) have legions of children willing to play 'knock-a-door, run' and we have vast stocks of waterballoons. I implore you all to forgo making this film or forever be annoyed whilst trying to watch your favourite TV programs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)
# the original was shit except for having Phoebe Cates in
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:29, archived)
# go straight to the internet with your quest!!

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)
# WTF?!?
This is a total disgrace and must be stopped!!! Rik Mayall IS Drop Dead Fred - it is a classic and has no need of a remake.... Raaagghh, grrrrr.... etc... Meh.
(Senora Veranos cannot and will not so ner..., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Rik Mayall is an unfunny cunt in most things* as is Russell Brand
what's the problem?

*Bottom not included
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Remakes!!!
Ahhh.

They make TCOS cry. I screamed out at the trailer for the new 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' because they were not Oompa Lumpas!!

The next atrocity will be a remake of Groundhog Day (I ignore the crappy sci-fi version).
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Why do you talk about yourself in the 3rd person?
This makes epiphany sad and confused
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Sorry
I just wanted to give the opinion that I was foaming at the mouth (Which I am, rather which TCOS is).

erm, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Epiphany does not like this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
# :)
Or is it frothing?

I never know, I am always confused by common phrases.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Epiphany does not have rabies, so does not know about saliva whatnot
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I hate to say it but the twunt was good in forgetting sarah marshall
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:30, archived)
# You are supposed to hate Drop dead Fred
... so Brand will be perfect. The original was a shit movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Well, I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Like, a guilty pleasure kind of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I love Rik Mayall, I think he's great
and I'm not ashamed of that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Fair point, I like super hero movies
even if they are utter tripe : Fantastic Four *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Same here.
Drop Dead Fred is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# WHAT!?
Drop Dead Fred is prefect as it is :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
# I am more than a little upset
that there are actually people in the world who think it's shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
# Fiiiiiiight


(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)