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# Very nice!
Slight TJ
Chatting to a lovely girl on pof.com.
she just sent me this as an example of what not to do :)
Enjoy!

www.plentyoffish.com/member5317127.htm

My favourite is point 9.
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:43, archived)
# I wonder if James "The Barracuda" Alexander will ever find the Anything he seeks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I hope his anything is 'Living in the woods and spending the days kicking squirrels up the arse'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# We need to get this nork in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Best Alias Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:22, archived)
# toooooo manyyyy wordssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Pot kettle:
b3ta.com/board/9593687
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
Point Nine from Outer Space

What a nutter :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:46, archived)
# If he was really that fucking great, he'd have made two copies and mailed
one to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:11, archived)
# spot
on. first thing you learn
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:23, archived)
# I'm going to trick him into a date
and punch him in the knackers for Indy 4 and Terminator Salvation
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Hahahaha plot outline (NOT THE SCRIPT)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:57, archived)
# heh
..love the name dropping there
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# ACHIEVEMENTS
1) I have come up with loads of lies, many of them on this page
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I love it
because my profile is ninja and it just shows the quality of the (slightly weird) competition. To be fair, he's probably on B3ta! :)
(I helped save b3ta! knickers, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Pffft
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:28, archived)
#
what a fucking nork Genius
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Why does he class creating the plot of the fourth Indiana Jones movie as an acheivement?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:07, archived)
# I LIKE THE PARTY HAT HE CLEARLY KNOWS HOW TO GET DOWN
 
PARTY PARTY PARTY ALL THE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:45, archived)
# yeah i bet he gets down with alyssa milano all the time yeah
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:50, archived)
# HE'S A TOTAL PARTY BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:52, archived)
# BARRACUDA, FROM THE SEA!
 
holy fucking shit, the Standells reformed?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkUAh2VcwwU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:12, archived)