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From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)
( , Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
because noone does
and i'm feeling mighty unloved and my self esteem is in minus levels.
the whole no job and quite literally no money factor and impending birthday and all that is just making me feel like i've spent 22 years doing absolutely fuck all worth while nad being a bit of a craphead.
AND CRPAHEADS NEED LOVE TOO! that and your easy and my love of peter cook can normally sway you to do anything.
i mean to say, you should worship me because i love you lots michael.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:40,
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the whole no job and quite literally no money factor and impending birthday and all that is just making me feel like i've spent 22 years doing absolutely fuck all worth while nad being a bit of a craphead.
AND CRPAHEADS NEED LOVE TOO! that and your easy and my love of peter cook can normally sway you to do anything.
i mean to say, you should worship me because i love you lots michael.
i do loves you tho
you are like my bestest ever ever friend who i've never met.
i think you're the only person i call a best friend as well.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:53,
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i think you're the only person i call a best friend as well.
You only love me because of my metal reinforced skeletal system :(
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:56,
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Sorry about the result dude.
Thought it was a bit harsh on Caldwell to get sent off.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:20,
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yea absolutely shocking sending off, at the most it was a final warning
but I knew we would lose when that muppet Burley decided to put David Marshall in goal
:(
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:23,
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but I knew we would lose when that muppet Burley decided to put David Marshall in goal
:(
urgh..and lets not mention the other one that went over the line.
we could have got pumped by a fuckload more
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:30,
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we could have got pumped by a fuckload more
Aye, although I have seen much worse go wholly unpunished.
He doesn't seem to have much of a clue atm. Where was Weir? He played well last time against Norway if I remember correctly?
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:24,
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God knows!.. George Burley has a fantastic record of keeping his best players on the bench
instead of playing them...f**kin' pussy.
the sending off did change the game but it's up to the manager to lift the players and get them fired up.
I want Souness as the next manager..Burley's cards marked
2 games and counting.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:29,
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the sending off did change the game but it's up to the manager to lift the players and get them fired up.
I want Souness as the next manager..Burley's cards marked
2 games and counting.
He doesn't seem to have the passion he used to have when he managed Ipswich to me.
I must admit, I have never been a fan of Souness, however, he is someone that you know would walk in there and get every single one of those players playing for the shirt, and if not, they would be out on their ears.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:33,
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even though he has a dodgy ticker..he'd still make them shit therself with fear! :D
we need someone with a bit of fire! :)
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:41,
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we need someone with a bit of fire! :)
Yeah football! HooYAH!
Did you see the bit where that guy kicked the ball to the other guy? And then the other guy then also kicked the ball, but some other guy got in the way!
FUN TIMES!
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:36,
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FUN TIMES!
the girls are in the kitchen if you want to have a talk about shoes love :P
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:43,
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Yeah, but it was worth it for the shoes ;)
DO you like my blue cock too?
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:49,
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Shoes are like, so last season. It's all about UGGs now girlfriend.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:46,
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And they're not shoes?
No! They are Kid n Play dressed up as Eskimos! That is what they are!
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:50,
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So my attempt to be a MACHOINTHELOOPTESTOSTERONEGUY didn't work then?
Darn.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:44,
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Ticks all the right errrrrrr...... Box
Hur hur hur, Snatch jokes :-)
I've clicked, now when do I receive my shipment of clunge?
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:23,
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I've clicked, now when do I receive my shipment of clunge?
I lied
I don't have any clunge. I do however have a photoshop of the founder of vote for a change urinating on Rob Manuel's head.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:26,
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This is Willie Sullivan
Relieving himself.
Willie's the founder of Vote For A Change, he wants change so bad.
Stolen from the greatest photoshop ever.
(Please send a SAE if you want your seam horse returned.)
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:36,
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Willie's the founder of Vote For A Change, he wants change so bad.
Stolen from the greatest photoshop ever.
(Please send a SAE if you want your seam horse returned.)
Can we at least wait until they provide the prize before we scare them off and they pull the compo?
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:42,
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Oh christ don't let people start taking me seriously, we'd be in a hell a mess very quickly if people did what I told them.
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:45,
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Oops.
You've got the droopy side of your face stuck in the door....
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Wed 12 Aug 2009, 20:57,
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