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[challenge entry] Vote Mugabe

From the MOCK THE POLITICIANS AND WIN A LAPTOP challenge. See all 522 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahhhahhhhhahhhah
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:38, archived)
# *hands tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)
# that looks a little, shall we say, shop soiled
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:59, archived)
# I think you'll find this is quest of the week!
Or the Mugabe version. Vote for change. You'll get shrapnel.

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# hahhahahahah!
good ningles to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Too true
cough *their*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:41, archived)
# now with improved spelling
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:51, archived)
# 'government'
(Spui, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Is the nicking my thing?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the way you have contrasted the white guy with a black background, against the black guy with a white background.

*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:43, archived)
# the other is gordon brown...
...:D... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:49, archived)
# the problem with the uk is that there are too many white people
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# White men can't jump
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# They get Robert Mugabe,
we get Robert Kilroy-Silk.

They get Morgan Tsvangarai,
we get Morgan de toi.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:52, archived)
# mugabe was a pretty cool guy before his syphilis sent him insane
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I do sometimes wonder how he got an OBE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Maybe he's good friends with Prince Charles
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I think it was more about spreading quality education among young Zimbabweans in the 70s but anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# But under our system you vote for a party
not a Prime Minister...

or some-such devil's advocaat argument
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# hmmm
i'll stick this 'ere.
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# no... wrong...bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# therefore
it is here at its best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Le Snoet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hahaha
You left the brain cell at home!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:19, archived)
# lol
i take it you are not a human being?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I think the next government needs to invest in education more
by buying dictionaries for B3tans
(Chopper3, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I thought the moat and duckhouse were by a tory mp, not "the government" which implies labour
so, not to be too pedantic here but Gordon didn't allow it any more than any other politician since the system was invented, and a vote for change is a vote for more of that crap...
(gtfomh, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 14:24, archived)