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# The truth behind how choc is made
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I don't get it - are you saying that chocolate is made of poo?
I've eaten chocolate and via unfortunate accident, poo - and I don't think this is right.

In any case, surely if chocolate was made of poo, Cadbury's would have been forced to shut down by now due to health concerns?*

*contains nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# accidently eaten poo?
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yes
It tasted pooey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# human or dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# You should try horse poo
it's yummy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Do you mind, I'm trying to eat*
*cat poo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# nice.
were you aware of what it was at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Well, I wasn't aware of it being where it was
I was aware of what it was pretty quickly though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# by taste or smell?
or both.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I don't want too but I need to know what it tasted like
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# haha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# they add flavouring of course
*edit*
I worked at a chocolate plant for a while and you really don't want to know the sort of things that end up in the vats
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Anywhere that has human beings preparing food will always have a certain percentage of "jesus fucking christ, you put *what* in the vat?" moments
I used to work as a baker at Safeway, back when bread was made from flour, water, yeast and "improver*" on the premises. We made the granary bread at the end of the day and threw into it all the bits of dough from the other breads that had fallen down the back of the moulding machine and onto the floor.

*Improver: Lumps of vegetable fat containing additional nutrients, eg, chemicals.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# sorry everyone
Here is a very brief sampling of the FDA's Food Defect Action Level list. They begin investigation when foods reach the action level they've set. According to the FDA, typical foods contain about 10 percent of the action level, but others say they contain more like 40 percent.

CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE LIQUOR

Insect filth: Average is 60 or more insect fragments per 100 grams when 6 100-gram subsamples are examined OR any 1 subsample contains 90 or more insect fragments

Rodent filth: Average is 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams in 6 100-gram subsamples examined OR any 1 subsample contains 3 or more rodent hairs
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# As long as it doesn't make me physically ill, or I cannot identify pieces of insect or rat pubes, I really don't care what I'm eating
I kind of take that into consideration when purchasing any food that isn't prepared by myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No, no you have it wrong
Chocolate is made from Ewan McGregor's poo, which is why it tastes so delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Must be all that good George Lucas lovin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# In the LHC?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# largely holds crap?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:14, archived)
# its not like it does much else
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Chocolate is made by a man pooing into the Large Hardon Collander! *shocks*
Well this is all very revealing, have a semi-related pea...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Carlsberg don't do anything other than lager
Because if they did, they'd just fuck it up, wouldn't they? They're a goddamn brewery, not a football club, or an adventure sports holiday company or any shit like that.
Jesus Carlsberg, talk about ideas above your station you bunch of freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha.
Edit: i got "all bandwagons are shit"..i'm noticing a theme...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Carlsberg don't make good lager, but if they did...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:13, archived)
# yeah thanks for that now the office think Im a freak that just laughs without reason
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# When I first posted this a bunch of Carlsberg fanboys came out of the woodwork to say how much they liked the taste of it (!)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# how can anyone like that shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Although to be fair the Carlsberg here is brewed here under license and is therefore shit.
The Carlsberg in Denmark is quite tasty especially their more expensive "Jacobsen" brews.

Edit: Also Woo to the pic :) It made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# D:
wh...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# so the men pour the chocolate in to the vent it goes in to pipes and ends up shoved up Ewan McGreggor?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:19, archived)
# its obvious it is being shown from the end product right back to the source
Ewan McGregor is so full of shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# right up his shitter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:18, archived)
# It came out alright in the end...
...heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)