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# I have day off work, a 2 litre bottle of vinegar, pounds of apples and toms, some dates, and a sink full of sterilised jam jars......oh yes!
a 2 litre bottle of vinegar pounds of apples and toms some dates and a sink full of sterilised jam jars......oh yes!
Edit: If I make two batches then I might launch a limited edition B3ta Chutney.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Sexy adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Green tomatoes?
My favourite chutney...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# green and red
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Saints preserve us!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:52, archived)
# If they don't
then I will!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Rawk ON!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Hot minty damn!
I want chutney now.

For some reason, I bought oatcakes the other day. The very next thing that popped into my head was "I need to have brie and chutney for these"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Crikey
I have two of these already (oat cakes and brie) by the end of this afternoon, I reckon I will have all three!
Edit:Damn! I have just checked the oatcakes and they went out of date in july...what the hell, I will risk it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:54, archived)
# But shirley the chutney will need to mature over a period of weeks, nay months?
/sorry to burst bubble blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I agree that it improves with age but it still can be used
more or less right away!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Magic indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I have all three
in one shape or form.

Although, I have oatcakes, brie and Branston pickle. The major flaw in that being...

a) Branston isn't a chutney
b) If Branston was a chutney, it'd be a pretty poor quality one. Shoddy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# The only place for Branston is on the side of the plate of Ploughmans Dinner bought in a pub
in somewhere leafy and green, it has no place in the home.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *makes a triple fried egg and chutney sandwich*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:56, archived)
# You forgot the chilli sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:57, archived)
# today is steamroller athlete day
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
# BLAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Haha, the guy in orange.
"POW"
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I wonder how long before that athlete is replaced by an enormous magenta CDC?
My guess - not long
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# She needs an L plate on that white square.
But I'm lazy and full of excuses, so.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ooh
and a knee in the cnut to go with that
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# fuuuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Wow, he didn't even TRY and stop!
Looks like he punches her right in the face, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:07, archived)
# lol is that real?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:09, archived)
# i can only hope
damnit, whys there no cdc version yet?! :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# i just notuced the guy in the back
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Fucking hell
Steamrolled is right. Have you got a link to the video of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:11, archived)
# wow.
i mean, wow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Bet her ipod went missing
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 1:34, archived)
# hahaha.....chutney all day today
bum archery all day tomorrow:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:01, archived)
# noooo
See my point about the jars being sterilised ;D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Mother has been making chutneys too.
The jars are multiplying :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Enjoy
your house reeking of vinegar for days!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:29, archived)
# A small price to pay
for the taste of savoury heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 12:31, archived)