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# It's only because american chocolate tastes like dog chocolate drops.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
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sounds like experience speaking
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# This is most true.
Most true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Hershey bars evoke a sensation not unlike that you might imagine would come from eating cheesy vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# haha
Thats not what your grandma said when she was given one by Sgt Bacalkowicz of the US marine Corps.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
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So Dairy Milk + Dairylea might produce a pretty similar product..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ennui loves you, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)
# polyfilla
yeah, the standard american chocolate i've eaten is shite!

however ours is pumped full of extra fat, but it's nom quotient it much higher.

green and blacks is the future
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 7 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# ^oh this^
Hersey's is revolting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Peanut butter cups however, are all of the nom.
In other snack news I just had a lavender muffin - I'm reet posh me.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:19, archived)
# 'lavender muffin'?
*resists pensioner joke*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:20, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# I might have to be naughty and have peanut butter and jam sandwiches for tea now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Cor yeah.
Nomtiem 3000.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Standard American chocolate is awful
because it needs a much higher wax content to stop it melting. A Dairy Milk would probably last about 30 seconds outdoors in the hotter parts of the country before it turned into a small packet of Cadbury's drinking chocolate.

If you eschew Hershey's for better brands such as Ghirardelli or Sees, your cholcolate enjoyment will be greatly improved.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Agreed.
Hershey's is only the most popular American chocolate. I had some great stuff while I was out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 7 Sep 2009, 15:57, archived)