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# Mornin', board!
Since it's a bit slow at the moment, mind if I threadjack?

I've just bought a bag of Walkers Red Curry crisps; the packet says they're 'made with real ingredients'. Can anyone make sense of this? What's the alternative?
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# potato substitute?
(ask Baldrick)
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Still real...
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Fake ingredients pretending to be real ingredients but actually
they are just acting out some kind of crisp-related spy fantasy.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Cunning.
*twirls moustache*
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# the square root of negative ingredients
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ah-ha!
They should sell crisps made of this. Ideal for peckish dieters.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# piss.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# imaginary ingredients.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Well just what it says. Marketing wanted to put positive sounding words without compromising their low standards.
It was but like the whole flavour/flavoured thing.

You'll see on the packet it says flavour which means that it tastes like lets say cheese and onions but legally doesn't have to contain any cheese or onion.
Flavoured means the taste has to come from cheese and onion.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# This is true...
But whatever they put into 'em will still - replies above notwithstanding - be real...

DREAM CRISPS! It's the future!
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Dream crisps!
0 calories.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)