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# TV Product Placement is to be allowed in the UK... Image Challenge suggestion?


Sorry Wasp Box - hope you don't mind me using your Spanners
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)
# I'd say this
is a shoe-in for the compo. There is a lot of scope for mayhem :-)
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:24, archived)
# mayhem is good :)
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# mayhem works
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# :-)
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# yep
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Clicked
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Oh fuck
I was going to do How To Look Good Naked sponsored by Specsavers
But it already is! www.channel4.com/programmes/how-to-look-good-naked
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Mornin', board!
Since it's a bit slow at the moment, mind if I threadjack?

I've just bought a bag of Walkers Red Curry crisps; the packet says they're "made with real ingredients". Can anyone make sense of this? What's the alternative?
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:34, archived)
# potato substitute?
(ask Baldrick)
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Still real...
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Fake ingredients pretending to be real ingredients but actually
they are just acting out some kind of crisp-related spy fantasy.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Cunning.
*twirls moustache*
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# the square root of negative ingredients
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Ah-ha!
They should sell crisps made of this. Ideal for peckish dieters.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# piss.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# imaginary ingredients.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Well just what it says. Marketing wanted to put positive sounding words without compromising their low standards.
It was but like the whole flavour/flavoured thing.

You'll see on the packet it says flavour which means that it tastes like lets say cheese and onions but legally doesn't have to contain any cheese or onion.
Flavoured means the taste has to come from cheese and onion.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:39, archived)
# This is true...
But whatever they put into 'em will still - replies above notwithstanding - be real...

DREAM CRISPS! It's the future!
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Dream crisps!
0 calories.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 13:11, archived)
# So is Kilroy going to have flesh lights scattered round the set
as he's an artificial twat?
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Kilroy doesn't actually exist.
He is merely a figment of our collective imaginations as we react to the reality that we are all mindless drones working for 'the man'.

MORNING PEOPLE.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# He's not real...
... but he is the same colour as a Red Curry crisp (qv) made from non-real ingredients.

Therefore Kilroy is an imaginary potato. AICMFP.
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# I work for a man
but not the man:P
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I think the BBC are still banned though
Unrelated post
(, Sun 13 Sep 2009, 12:00, archived)
# It appears to be a popular product!
Don't mind at all.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:17, archived)