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# Keith Floyd's gone now
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# death announced on wikipedia, but nowhere else that i can find yet...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# just been announced on BBC
:(
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# indeed it has now...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8256260.stm
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# bloody hell... just seen that on the bbc news website ... very sad indeed
but it now begs teh question: who's next?
PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# anyone ever mentioned in a Half Man Half Biscuit song
the curse is still going strong....
Eartha Kitt and Ali Bongo were the last 2 to fall
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Bad news for Dickie Davies
Lech Walesa would be my guess though
(Monty Pulciano, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *looks through sniper sights*
"....any second now......"

*fires*

"Um, Guy Goma. I thought it was a guy from Apple...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# THATCHER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# Fucking hell....
imagine the boards when she goes; Rob would need a backup server on standby for that day :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# somewhere in b3tatowers, there in an a4 manilla envelope, sealed with wax. Stamped onto the front in red ink is "PLAN: 'T' - topsecret"
inside are the plans for dealing with this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I can completely buy that :D
3 in the morning, 2 people in PJs sitting in front of a string of computers turning keys simultaneously.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# pffft....
Rob's phone rings at 3 in the morning.

"Mr Manuel... It's time."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# HA! she's impervious to all conventional weapons. She won't die - she'll still be here long after we're all dead and buried.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)
# they said that about the Queen Mum
well actually, I said she died sometime in the 70s and was replaced by a Jim Henson Workshop animatronic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahahaha! yup! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# lol
"the trick was to get the smell of fish just right"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Patrick Moore
He seems to get further away from us & closer to the celestial giants with every edition of "The Sky At Night"..

8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)
# that would REALLY be sad..... But it's it is going to happen sooner rather than later, now
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I'd genuinely miss the guy.
Eccentric British tv presenters are thin on the ground, these days..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# You sure...?
I suspect shenanigans being as there's a doco and a biography about him on the way.

Though he dies have cancer pparently

EDIT: god I'm a cynical cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)
# On BBC now
weird - I was watching that thing with him and Keith Allen last night
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# It was quite interesting that
despite all the 'vox pop' style celebrity chef nods to him, I was heartened by the fact he - on camera - proclaimed that they were all a 'bunch of c*nts'.
At least his ex-wife won't have trouble getting the house in Avignon now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# It was on the Today Programme half an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# goodnight sweat prints
:(
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Why are people sad about the death of a selfish alcoholic cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# because he was OUR selfish alcoholic cunt
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# because dying instantly makes people saints
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# REST IN PEECE KEEF
WIV DA ANGELS AN BABE P AN JAYDE.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# snigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# still editing The Sun i see
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# i am a selfish alcoholic cunt
thats why.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# good he was a snooty cunt anyway
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yeah, but tbh
I feel sorry for his local "Oddbins" Off-Licence...it's them who have lost out the most :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# He'd been living in France, for the wine I imagine.
That's them back into recession I guess.
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# Didn't he have a TV show on last night
called When Keith Met Keith (as in Allen and Floyd). I mean, I know Keith Allen is a bit of a tit but is he enough to induce death? If so then no more World In Motion for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)