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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Paul's house!?!
Great Scott! Unbelievable, that Jeremy could have chosen that particular place to do a poo. It could mean that that toilet inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-poo continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Libyans!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# I need a poo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Paul's ---------->
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# CHEVRON >>>>>
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# WOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# hmm
slow chevron
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# pauls house
pauls house

oh yeah

pauls house

SHIT EVERYWHERE AT PAULS HOUSE

shit.

shit shist shitlsthist !!! !dsfl weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

edit: meanwhile, top freecycle action

just had a phone call asking me to ask if anyone has a working hoover they no longer need as theirs has just ate a rug!! (im not laughing)
thanks
suzanne


What kind of hentai hoover is that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I do love some of the freecycle posts.

A couple of weeks back, someone asked for a HD Ready LCD TV. Cheeky fucks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha
don't ask don't get! But yeah, that's some wishful thinking.

Always worth keeping an eye on.

Some folk at my uni got a piano, rather than release it back onto freecycle they burnt it on the beach. They thought it was funny and blogged it, they got flamed for being ass hats.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pfft!
Aye, some cracking things do occasionally come up, but the utter cheek of the requesters is mad sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've seen some really really good stuff
that I want

that I simply couldn't have got because I don't have a car anymore

:/

I need a 28" 4:3 crt for my old computers and tv games

and the damn things grow on trees! People are binning them like crazy

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# pianos are immensely difficult to get rid of
i'd love to have heard it going sproooiiiing under intense heat
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# you can play a game though
leave the piano in the street

and see how far it travels, how many bits it gets smashed into as it travels and how long it takes to get to the end of the street

the result (and amount of fire) will vary depending upon locality
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:22, archived)
# 1.21!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:48, archived)
# To fulfil the chevron prophecy...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# C'est le bon!
He wants to be careful there in France: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chevaline_Pezenas.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
`
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Or should I say,
Haw hee haw!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Love the cake!!!! Brilliant *Waits for Jeremy Annual* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# I feel sick!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# why would they give him a cake in which he is pictured wearing gimp straps and a gag?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Animals love dressing up and doing the sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha - something sexy happened!
this pic is bizarre and sexeh at the same time. Care to explain the source?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Hah hah. All kinds of wrong in a right way.
I'm trying to work out which bits you've photoshopped...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:18, archived)
# dunno if anyone is still lingering around here, but....
www.joeydevilla.com/2007/07/26/now-i-know-what-the-vaccuming-the-kitty-photo-is-all-about/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# well done La Shinda it seems
wtf!!!!!!aaaah the gag
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:27, archived)
# quelle q'un cheval bette!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Poor guy has gone to Paris to celebrate his birthday and is being dubbed annoying just because he didn't know there was a surprise party on?
Harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:53, archived)
# he did know
secretly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# dont they eat horses in france?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/9694471
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# those murdering cheese and horse eating surrender monkey's
Strange that jeremy clarkson says that now. The power of classic simpsons!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Well his so-called friends aren't very understanding.
I think Paul is the annoying one - presumably he was in on the party and he still let Jeremy go?

If anything Jeremy appears to have got the idea to go to Paris at Paul's house - did Paul find a good deal on Eurostar tickets and completely forget he's supposed to be escorting Jeremy to his birthday surprise?

Fuck you, Paul.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:01, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:06, archived)
# le hilarious!
(some fucker eat lead | shit bullets | wipe with brie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)