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# who done it?....supposedly it's a high profile Scottish celebrity
Gordan Brown
Alex Ferguson
Billy Connolly
Sean Connory
Ewan McGregor
Darius Danesh
David Coulthard
John Leslie?
All the above
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# Who cares?
Edit:- HAHA on "all of the above"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:04, archived)
# ^ haha
yes she's a vapid hose beast
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# surely raping Jordan is a bit like eating a free cheeseburger
after you'd shat it out
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:14, archived)
# A guy on SICKIPEDIA described it as....
"Shoplifting a free sample"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# haha
I like that.

Edit: I think it's one of the few times when rape allegations are actually humourous. It just doesn't seem possible by any stretch of the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I agree
Plus, the idea of her crying rape just makes me wonder if the cheque bounced...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Apparently she's got a book out
And it's up against Her Maj and Ant & Dec.
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# who gives a fuck
by rape she probably means she hadn't lubed up her fetid snatch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:11, archived)
# or that he couldn't manage the compulsory bumsex
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Ladies & Gentlemen, we have a winner!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Hooray!
a late entry snatches it.

*bows*

i'd like to thank my parents...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)
# yo, yo, yo, thor respect to you but mongychops has a the most offensive comment this year
no disrespect, but he did, he talked about abusing disabled kid with spanners, respect.

*runs off stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:05, archived)
# It's ok, this is more of a daily 'special'....
;-)
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# Ivor Cutler
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# *applauds*
Mother, I am hungry for a balloon...
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# Oor Wullie
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# Supergran
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# Cockweasle
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# John Gordon Sinclair
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# Del Amitri
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# The Proclaimers
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# Or 2 x Frankie Boyle...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Well I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more
Just to see you spit roasted by two fat Africans you skanky whore
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# Bloody Hell!!!!
*bwahahahahha!!!!*
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# Fulton Mackay
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# Denis Law
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# The Scunner Campbell
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# Wee Jimmy Krankie
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# prodigy69
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