
"gullible child-minded, chimp-brained tosspots".
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:08,
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and £10 / minute for all you special creative people who exhibit a particular talent for suggestive wallet raping.
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:11,
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If it was me I'd have made it much more humiliating for them than just getting stuck.
"After you watch the film you will completely lose control of your bowels and bladder. The more you try to control it, the harder you will piss and shit yourself."
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:23,
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"After you watch the film you will completely lose control of your bowels and bladder. The more you try to control it, the harder you will piss and shit yourself."

I did not stick. I don't know anyone who stuck. But we're all talking about Derren Brown again.
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:06,
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he was a spectacular fail too
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Jackiey claims Jade’s ghost has approved her new relationship: “Jade would never have wanted me to be a sphincter.”
OK!: “Do you mean spinster?”
Jackiey: “Yes.”
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:11,
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OK!: “Do you mean spinster?”
Jackiey: “Yes.”

He knew he was shit. Brown suffers from The Dunning–Kruger effect
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:39,
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME YOU CUNT?
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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:07,
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and are now at the point of pissing themselves

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Fri 18 Sep 2009, 23:21,
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but having read this thread, I am a bit puzzled as to why I cannot feel my legs.

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Oh fuck, if I get a shit load of idiots in now who think they've had strokes I will be muchly pissed off.
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