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[challenge entry] He was a carpenter. Maybe he made pool tables.

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(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Pea? Or ham?
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:16, archived)
# If he were a carpenter
And you were a lady,
Would you marry him anyway?
Would you have his baby?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Click
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:29, archived)
# I like the fish logo on the table
but where are the pool-playing dogs?

Also, may I whore this here? Nobody has said anything nice about it, and I need approbation.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Nice
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Thank you
I feel better now.

/foot-stamping strop averted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:37, archived)
# You had me at no Sunday shopping

Over here, that is the pastime of the bored.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)
# As a busdriver I could only wish it was true here
seems more people head to the shops on a Sunday that some of the weekdays.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:07, archived)
# this is very well done
and I was going to click it, but then noticed
almosteverythingsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jesus-pool.bmp
so similar as to be identical. are you the author of both? if so, jolly well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:57, archived)
# ripoff
Yes,I made this. That's why I can link to my bigger version. Years ago I made the original for a contest on Fark.com, but it seemed to fit the b3ta theme.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:04, archived)
# excellent
I shall click it mightily as it is top quality work
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)
# other Jesus images
Cheers. I made a few more Jesus ones years ago but they've never been on b3ta. I'll have a rummage round. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# :)
I saw your post on yet another forum, and further down spotted this fondly remembered and utterly hilariuos collection of Jesus drawings

jesus-withyoualways.com/index.htm

truly beyond parody. He's got a new "Biker" one now, but my favourite is the organist, where Jesus stands listening politely.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:19, archived)
# organist jesus
I like that pained expression on his face. "If I have to listen to Copa Cabana one more time...." he thinks...
...and I posted a nother jesus shot. Hope you like it. :)
Footnote: I seem to be barred from posting uncomplimentary remarks on that "everything sucks" blog. Surprise surprise.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I thought it was a near pea.
I didn't quite believe you were the ham type.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)
# likes this
but IMO would have benefitted from a casual lathe
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:09, archived)