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[challenge entry] He was a carpenter. Maybe he made pool tables.

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(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:05, archived)
# Pea? Or ham?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:16, archived)
# If he were a carpenter
And you were a lady,
Would you marry him anyway?
Would you have his baby?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:25, archived)
# Click
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:29, archived)
# I like the fish logo on the table
but where are the pool-playing dogs?

Also, may I whore this here? Nobody has said anything nice about it, and I need approbation.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:30, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:36, archived)
# Thank you
I feel better now.

/foot-stamping strop averted.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:37, archived)
# You had me at no Sunday shopping

Over here, that is the pastime of the bored.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)
# As a busdriver I could only wish it was true here
seems more people head to the shops on a Sunday that some of the weekdays.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:07, archived)
# this is very well done
and I was going to click it, but then noticed
so similar as to be identical. are you the author of both? if so, jolly well done :)
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:57, archived)
# ripoff
Yes,I made this. That's why I can link to my bigger version. Years ago I made the original for a contest on Fark.com, but it seemed to fit the b3ta theme.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:04, archived)
# excellent
I shall click it mightily as it is top quality work
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)
# other Jesus images
Cheers. I made a few more Jesus ones years ago but they've never been on b3ta. I'll have a rummage round. :)
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:13, archived)
# :)
I saw your post on yet another forum, and further down spotted this fondly remembered and utterly hilariuos collection of Jesus drawings


truly beyond parody. He's got a new "Biker" one now, but my favourite is the organist, where Jesus stands listening politely.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:19, archived)
# organist jesus
I like that pained expression on his face. "If I have to listen to Copa Cabana one more time...." he thinks...
...and I posted a nother jesus shot. Hope you like it. :)
Footnote: I seem to be barred from posting uncomplimentary remarks on that "everything sucks" blog. Surprise surprise.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I thought it was a near pea.
I didn't quite believe you were the ham type.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:06, archived)
# likes this
but IMO would have benefitted from a casual lathe
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 8:09, archived)