yaywas it a cumquat or something? I was vaguely aware that it may not have been an apple originally. But, why worry about facts?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:18,
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It was a carton of Ribena.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:21,
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Fruit of the Tree of KnowledgeI bet it was a pineapple. Filthy, perverted fruits, they are.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:22,
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It was just and unspecified fruit.Coulda been an apple.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:26,
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perhaps "unspecified fruit"was a metaphor for "cunt"
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:29,
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Are you a theologian, sir?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:30,
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Or a homosexual.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:30,
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In ancient Hebrew from at least one stagePomegranate was used for cunt (if you've ever seen a properly ripe pomegranate it has slightly more resemblance than the ones you see in shops, as they split open on the tree), but I don't know if the hebrew's from the same era. (Song of Songs/Song of Solomon - Shir HaShirim, if you're wondering.)
Greek marriage rites included a quince, much like an apple, then again much not. So that was a bit of a love fruit to them.
Though it's just the fruit of the tree of knowledge, a metaphor about the loss of innocence, realising you're naked, having to perform labour to survive and realising you want all the sexy.
Though yes, your fruit = cunt thing is surprisingly close.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42,
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Greek marriage rites included a quince, much like an apple, then again much not. So that was a bit of a love fruit to them.
Though it's just the fruit of the tree of knowledge, a metaphor about the loss of innocence, realising you're naked, having to perform labour to survive and realising you want all the sexy.
Though yes, your fruit = cunt thing is surprisingly close.
You're a pomegranate.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42,
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I know, I was complimenting you.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:51,
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Aw, darnI woulda loved the idea of someone going "hurhur, fruit cunt" and the pure euphoria when their b3ta dreams are realised. Well, at least as a team we've educated a few more b3tans. Maybe we could nominate it for the next image challenge, High Fructose Fornication.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:52,
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