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Jesus can't fly because he's not a helicopter.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:28,
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he's a holycopter!
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:31,
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Grrooaaaan!!
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:32,
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aarrgrhhh!!! SSSPPPAAANNNGGGG!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:38,
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jebus can do whatever the hell he wants
his dad did create the laws of physics
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:34,
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^ lol
honestly..there is no god
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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If there's no god then how do you explain chocolate hobnobs?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:46,
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And bananas.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:47,
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Ah yes, that theory.
I remember those guys.
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:00,
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THE ATHEIST'S NIGHTMARE! :-o
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:05,
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They're proof that if there is a god, he hates us
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:47,
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SACRILEGE!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:48,
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...an' I was like WHA'EVER
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:50,
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God can fuck right off
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:56,
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Yeah,
with his fucking "Holier than thou" attitude..
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:58,
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hahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:02,
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Yeah, but even he doesn't know them all
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:35,
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:D
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:49,
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Epic
*glee*
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:23,
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haha
God is exempt from the laws of physics though - they're just for us "Hmm, I'm bored, what petty obstacles can I invent for my human minions now? I know - PHYSICS!"
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:36,
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But that means he can't be all powerful,
if there is anyone, himself included, who can defy a rule that he made. If his rules don't apply to him, then his power is limited to everyone who isn't God, and thus the very fact that they have a limit at all proves he is not omnipotent.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:47,
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Errrrrr, ok
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:55,
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Well it made sense to me.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:01,
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ahh but if he is the only one who can break those rules
then he is more powerfull than himself. my conclusion is that there are an infinate ammount of gods who all claim they are the only god.
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 12:47,
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So say some. I disagree, but that's another topic for another time and place.
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Ttssattsr ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:36,
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Newon created the laws of physics.
before that things were just floating around and everything weighed the same. Good times.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:44,
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