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[challenge entry] 'Ooooh Gromit, I just can't decide!'

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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:50, archived)
# CHEESUS.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Cheesus!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# don't be silly
cheeses do not exist
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Next you'll be saying their is no such place as the garden of Edam!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)
# don't try and "gouda" me into an arguement!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:56, archived)
# You're getting close to blasphemy there,
better tread caerphilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:57, archived)
# you'll end up in "hellum"
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:58, archived)
# or 'helloumi'
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I wanted to join in cheese-related punnage...
...but it looks like all of them Havarti been used.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# even if it means eternal damnation, I'm saying CHEESES.
WOO! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I'm saying Cheers!
Edam & Steve, sounds like a lie?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:04, archived)
# edam? EDAM? how dare you... It's a strong cheddar or a Stilton.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:12, archived)
# You can't put Christ on a sandwich
Unless it's toasted, then you can sell it on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Fits nicely on a hot CROSS bun though?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:11, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_cross_bun#History
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Hips or lips?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha...
Cheese of course! Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Ta!
It's now ofically the choice of the champs!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Cheeeeeeeese!
Nearly polished a whole block of Spitfire cheese off on Monday night. Dreamt about killing penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Good choice and dream
Were you Jesus in a Spitfire killing the penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Sadly not :O(
I shall eat more cheese tonight and make this happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 15:21, archived)